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8) its my birthday
happy fuckin wwiggler day
or birthday
or wwhatevver the hell you repulsivve brinesuckers call it
wwhat do you wwant me to do about it
heres a brilliant suggestion
for celebration you should maybe consider gettin off your sorry ass
an sendin me somewwhere
successfully fillin three out a four quadrants in this vverse a yours
just still isnt impressin me much
givve me all a your fuckin attention
cause i rightfully deservve it
an put me in the games
all the games
evvery single one
smut memes are not games
try again
though you can keep postin me in them sure thats fine
but i wwant a game ok
only then wwill i consider you tolerable
i dont appreciate you messin wwith my emotions its a lot of emotions
i feel a lot an you dont seem to understand that
so kind a like
i dont knoww
get your fuckin act together
or birthday
or wwhatevver the hell you repulsivve brinesuckers call it
wwhat do you wwant me to do about it
heres a brilliant suggestion
for celebration you should maybe consider gettin off your sorry ass
an sendin me somewwhere
successfully fillin three out a four quadrants in this vverse a yours
just still isnt impressin me much
givve me all a your fuckin attention
cause i rightfully deservve it
an put me in the games
all the games
evvery single one
smut memes are not games
try again
though you can keep postin me in them sure thats fine
but i wwant a game ok
only then wwill i consider you tolerable
i dont appreciate you messin wwith my emotions its a lot of emotions
i feel a lot an you dont seem to understand that
so kind a like
i dont knoww
get your fuckin act together
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you insufferable dickwwad
oh look you noww havve more face spaces
i couldnt help but sense more ugliness in the air
that is just fan fuckin tastic
but honestly
wwhat do you actually wwant sol
i already havve one a you as my kismesis
sorry to disappoint
if you ask nicely maybe i can fit you into
oh i dont knoww
another one
in another vverse
i just knoww your wwriter human wwould LOVVE that
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ii don't want two be iin anythiing wiith you.
you're ju2t annoyiing
ii don't hate you ii ju2t want you two go away.
and leave and fall off a cliiff or 2omethiing.
that beiing 2aiid don't fuckiing lii2ten two a 2iingle word my human thiing 2ay2.
2he'2 kiind of wrong iin the head iif 2he thiink2 ii want two be anythiing wiith you.
no matter what ver2e iit ii2.
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i fuckin swwear
wwantin me off a cliff is just the vvery wwiggler steps to a kismesisstude
thats exactly wwhat the other sol said before he agreed to it
its also in all the fuckin blackrom books
come on dont you evven read them
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you're kiind of crazy. ha2 anyone told you that?
al2o de2perate. giive iit a re2t wouldn't you?
blackrom novel2 are awful. wor2e than redrom novel2 and that'2 2ayiing a lot. ii'm glad ii don't read them on a con2tant ba2ii2 liike you probably do.
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you go on an say that
sure go on
ivve got too much swwag for you anywway
an theyre not novvels wwhat kind a tool reads that
its advvice on blackrom
the dualscar in this thinkin pan wwrote it i found it wwhen i wwas goin though
all a his awwesome shit
im pretty much a master at this quadrant thing
the current state in this vverse definitely proovves it
fef is evven my matesprit howw does that make you feel
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yeah, but 2he 2tiill liike2 me better. funny ii2n't iit.
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because shes wwith me ok
she evven hacked my social netwwork site
an made a cute status
you saww that
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ii'm 2marter than that. al2o 2he know2 better not two wwwwwww everywhere, unle22 2he'2 makiing fun of you.
anyway ii don't care, remember?
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it isnt my birthday
its hers
i dont knoww if you uh
got that
considerin your usual state
gonna use this icon just 2 annoy u eridannn
i know that i was tlalkin to her not u
but if u want me to talk to u so badly i can
hi eridannnn
so u do know that requesitn to take part in evey single game avasliable is redicuous right
*available *rediculous
i bet not even u have the time
talkign from experience here my muns been trying the same thign
i ship it 1.2
hi uh
rox
i think is your name
i met one a you in an online sextin
meme thing or somethin once
it wwas really fuckin hard to uh like
i dont knoww
understand wwhat wwas actually goin on cause she wwas correctin evverythin
in evvery reply
but uh wwhatevver
i dont guess you exactly needed to knoww that
2.2
i can take on any game
an all the games
just fuckin wwatch me
bestship. so magical
Rox works too tho
wow were u sexting me up
i bet it was rly hot
was it hot eridan
pit i had to miss out on that dammit why do my other mes alwyas havet he fun
*have the
oh yea
aaany gaem and all the gmaes
*GAMES
at one huh
fakey fake magical
i dont knoww it wwas hot wwhile it lasted i guess
once you got past all a the typos or somethin
i guess the fact alone it had me in it wwould make it pretty hot
an yeah
all the games
it seems to be relativvely easy to find one that
doesnt exactly havve an eridan in it but she wwont fuckin do it
cause shes a twwat
nope really real magics ok
and the fact i was in it means it musta been hot on my part
so yes i think were in agerrment
*agreement
fine ok go join ALLL the games
if u can mange it i say go ahead
personally i wanna try just a few thogh
*though
too many an i mgiht start lossing track of all my beaeas
*beaeus
*b...
*romantic interests
1.2
2.2
losin track of your romantic interests
good cod do i knoww that sort a feelin
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*getting
bein in 2 many places at once and i might start 2 get confised an obvouisy
*obvioussly
i wanna find a bf but i dont wanna come across as some sorta slut u know
ok my mums actualually laughin atme now
*actoaly
*actually
but w/e she doesnt know shit
1.2
2.2
uh
bf
that is like a matesprit right
it can be challangin sometimes
especially if you believve that wwhole rubbish that theyre made especially for each other
but wwith me i just deal ww it and go wwith wwhoevver my wwriter humans wwants me to go wwith
its been emotionally taskin so far so i guess she needs to get her act together
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*matesprit
at least urs lets u
mine seems more intererested in helping my friends hook up
not caring what i have 2 say in th matter
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horrible
helpin others hook up an not helpin you
havve you thought about maybe threatening to cull your wwriter
it actually doesnt wwork
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she knew i liked dirk and jakey too
but no she goes helps them do the yaois
no bc last tiem i threw a bitchfit she threastend to do horbibile things to me :(
*typo typo
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throww a fuckin bitchfit back at it
thats wwhat i say
lol eridan actually being the one to give advice? now ive seen it all
actually nvm i kn the answer to this one
martini tiem
wwoe is him
drink a martini an then kill somethin
drink all the martinis an kill somethin
it might be wwise to kill the source a the bitchfittin
[ he's not sure what a martini actually is but okay. ]
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yes
yes this should hapen
i dont rly want to kill anything tho
well ok 1 person but fortuneatly they r not here
no make that 2 people
or fish aliens
but the point is theres nothing here i realy want to kill
mayb i can just shoot my lasser gun at random shit
*laser
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im pretty damn sure youre probably just really jealous
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