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8) its my birthday

happy fuckin wwiggler day
or birthday
or wwhatevver the hell you repulsivve brinesuckers call it
wwhat do you wwant me to do about it

heres a brilliant suggestion
for celebration you should maybe consider gettin off your sorry ass
an sendin me somewwhere
successfully fillin three out a four quadrants in this vverse a yours
just still isnt impressin me much

givve me all a your fuckin attention
cause i rightfully deservve it
an put me in the games
all the games
evvery single one
smut memes are not games
try again
though you can keep postin me in them sure thats fine

but i wwant a game ok
only then wwill i consider you tolerable
i dont appreciate you messin wwith my emotions its a lot of emotions
i feel a lot an you dont seem to understand that
so kind a like
i dont knoww

get your fuckin act together

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how doe2 2he even 2tand you for a 2econd.

HAPPY BIRTTHEDAY!1!!

because she obvviously has more patience than you do
you insufferable dickwwad

oh look you noww havve more face spaces
i couldnt help but sense more ugliness in the air

that is just fan fuckin tastic

but honestly
wwhat do you actually wwant sol
i already havve one a you as my kismesis
sorry to disappoint

if you ask nicely maybe i can fit you into
oh i dont knoww
another one
in another vverse

i just knoww your wwriter human wwould LOVVE that

_{[ OH MY GOD its the drunk wizard girl again ]}
it isnt my birthday
its hers

i dont knoww if you uh
got that
considerin your usual state

2he mu2t have the patiience of a 2aiint.

ii don't want two be iin anythiing wiith you.
you're ju2t annoyiing
ii don't hate you ii ju2t want you two go away.
and leave and fall off a cliiff or 2omethiing.

that beiing 2aiid don't fuckiing lii2ten two a 2iingle word my human thiing 2ay2.
2he'2 kiind of wrong iin the head iif 2he thiink2 ii want two be anythiing wiith you.
no matter what ver2e iit ii2.

[DAMN RIGHT IT IS]

i know that i was tlalkin to her not u

but if u want me to talk to u so badly i can
hi eridannnn
so u do know that requesitn to take part in evey single game avasliable is redicuous right
*available *rediculous
i bet not even u have the time
talkign from experience here my muns been trying the same thign

youll succumb to my wways soon enough
i fuckin swwear

wwantin me off a cliff is just the vvery wwiggler steps to a kismesisstude
thats exactly wwhat the other sol said before he agreed to it

its also in all the fuckin blackrom books
come on dont you evven read them

or maybe ii won't and ii'll keep my 2aniity.
you're kiind of crazy. ha2 anyone told you that?

al2o de2perate. giive iit a re2t wouldn't you?

blackrom novel2 are awful. wor2e than redrom novel2 and that'2 2ayiing a lot. ii'm glad ii don't read them on a con2tant ba2ii2 liike you probably do.

_{[ uuugghhh u n s u r e ]}
hi uh
rox
i think is your name

i met one a you in an online sextin
meme thing or somethin once
it wwas really fuckin hard to uh like
i dont knoww
understand wwhat wwas actually goin on cause she wwas correctin evverythin
in evvery reply

but uh wwhatevver
i dont guess you exactly needed to knoww that

in any case
i can take on any game
an all the games

just fuckin wwatch me

ppssshhh
you go on an say that
sure go on
ivve got too much swwag for you anywway

an theyre not novvels wwhat kind a tool reads that
its advvice on blackrom
the dualscar in this thinkin pan wwrote it i found it wwhen i wwas goin though
all a his awwesome shit

im pretty much a master at this quadrant thing
the current state in this vverse definitely proovves it

fef is evven my matesprit howw does that make you feel

Roxy lalonde thats me
Rox works too tho

wow were u sexting me up
i bet it was rly hot
was it hot eridan
pit i had to miss out on that dammit why do my other mes alwyas havet he fun
*have the

oh yea
aaany gaem and all the gmaes
*GAMES
at one huh

my wwriter piece a shit wwont continue the thread so uh
i dont knoww it wwas hot wwhile it lasted i guess
once you got past all a the typos or somethin
i guess the fact alone it had me in it wwould make it pretty hot

an yeah
all the games
it seems to be relativvely easy to find one that
doesnt exactly havve an eridan in it but she wwont fuckin do it
cause shes a twwat

ok if u believe so
and the fact i was in it means it musta been hot on my part
so yes i think were in agerrment
*agreement

fine ok go join ALLL the games
if u can mange it i say go ahead
personally i wanna try just a few thogh
*though
too many an i mgiht start lossing track of all my beaeas
*beaeus
*b...
*romantic interests

oh yes
losin track of your romantic interests

good cod do i knoww that sort a feelin

so you c where im gettig at right
*getting
bein in 2 many places at once and i might start 2 get confised an obvouisy
*obvioussly
i wanna find a bf but i dont wanna come across as some sorta slut u know

ok my mums actualually laughin atme now
*actoaly
*actually
but w/e she doesnt know shit

ii 2aiid ii don't care.

yeah, but 2he 2tiill liike2 me better. funny ii2n't iit.

I still don't 8elieve you have even one quadrant filled! Just so you know. :::;)

like i evven care you dont believve me vvris
im pretty damn sure youre probably just really jealous

findin a
uh
bf

that is like a matesprit right
it can be challangin sometimes
especially if you believve that wwhole rubbish that theyre made especially for each other
but wwith me i just deal ww it and go wwith wwhoevver my wwriter humans wwants me to go wwith
its been emotionally taskin so far so i guess she needs to get her act together

she doesnt like you better
because shes wwith me ok

she evven hacked my social netwwork site
an made a cute status

you saww that

yeah matspit
*matesprit

at least urs lets u
mine seems more intererested in helping my friends hook up
not caring what i have 2 say in th matter

thats uh
horrible
helpin others hook up an not helpin you

havve you thought about maybe threatening to cull your wwriter
it actually doesnt wwork

i know right
she knew i liked dirk and jakey too
but no she goes helps them do the yaois

no bc last tiem i threw a bitchfit she threastend to do horbibile things to me :(
*typo typo

wwhen your cycle throwws a bitchfit at you
throww a fuckin bitchfit back at it
thats wwhat i say

Edited 2012-03-08 16:32 (UTC)

what if life is just 1 big bitchfit after anoter tho

actually nvm i kn the answer to this one
martini tiem

then fuckin kill somethin
drink a martini an then kill somethin
drink all the martinis an kill somethin
it might be wwise to kill the source a the bitchfittin

_{[ he's not sure what a martini actually is but okay. ]}

drink all the martinis
yes
yes this should hapen

i dont rly want to kill anything tho
well ok 1 person but fortuneatly they r not here
no make that 2 people
or fish aliens

but the point is theres nothing here i realy want to kill
mayb i can just shoot my lasser gun at random shit
*laser

Yaaaaaaaawn. You already used that tired old argument! And it's just as lame now as it was the first time.

do you really expect me two beliieve that 2he would po2t that???
ii'm 2marter than that. al2o 2he know2 better not two wwwwwww everywhere, unle22 2he'2 makiing fun of you.

anyway ii don't care, remember?

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8) its my birthday

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gonna use this icon just 2 annoy u eridannn

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i ship it 1.2

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bestship. so magical

fakey fake magical

nope really real magics ok

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lol eridan actually being the one to give advice? now ive seen it all

wwoe is him

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