God, what am I doing? Apparently apping this guy at asgardeventide...

[pipefan413]

MUN.

IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO BEGIN PLAYING ME. SUCH AN UNDERTAKING MUST MAKE YOU A TRULY AMBITIOUS AND DETERMINED YOUNG WOMAN. WHILE I AM EXTREMELY FLATTERED BY YOUR APPARENT INTEREST IN MY BEING, I MUST INSIST THAT IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE I BE RELEASED FROM YOUR CONTROL AT ONCE AND ALLOWED TO ATTEND TO MY AFFAIRS AS PER USUAL.

I WILL USE FORCE IF NECESSARY.

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

hoooooottie

[Just incase you didnt get it the first time]

butthats so weird
are you suuuuuuure ur not mr crocker
did janey get u to play along w some ditictivve mystery game or somthing
*detictive
*detective
bc you srsly look like a clone of him


[Well she certainly isn't going to complain about being compared to a fine woman]

who ois this woman
is it like
a hollywood actress or somerthing i bet it is
*something
and sry but my moms dead so i cant be this womans daughter

[pipefan413]

[Darn it, there's that pesky word agai--

[Oh look, a subject change! Wonderful.]

QUITE SURE, I'M AFRAID.

[Oh, and that...that is maybe not such a wonderful subject change, actually...He wonders if this girl at least has a father to take care of her, what with no mother...]

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. YOU HAVE MY CONDOLENCES.

[Then, as an afterthought, perhaps only to gear away from such a sensitive(?) topic...]

WHILE I MAY HAVE NO DAUGHTER TO SPEAK OF, I DO HAPPEN TO HAVE A SON. I BELIEVE HE WOULD BE ABOUT YOUR AGE. JOHN IS HIS NAME. A CLOSE FRIEND OF HIS HAPPENS TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF THAT VERY WOMAN I MENTIONED BEFORE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[well the answer to that would be no]

no worries its all cool. i mean i might get to see her again soooo...


[But wait. Oh no, she knows that name]

wait wait i know of a john egburt he is jnaes grandpopop
*Janes
hey so that means u and crocker-daddy are related after all?


[And he knows of two girls that are friends of John and obviously it couldnt be Rose's mother.]

So this lady is Jades mom?

[pipefan413]

[Wait-- what? Jane's grandpopop? No, no that can't be...Surely this girl is just confused...It's just a coincidence, that's all...

[Yes. Just a coincidence.]

SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT YOU ARE MISTAKING YET AGAIN. MY SON IS ONLY THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, FAR TOO YOUNG TO BE ANYONE'S GRANDPOPOP.

[What a charming mistake to make. So naive. Clearly his thirteen year old son could not be anyone's grandfather, that is obviously one huge impossibility, that is.]

HER DAUGHTER IS ALSO ONLY THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. ROSE IS HER NAME. HE DOES HAPPEN TO HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JADE AS WELL, THOUGH.

[tipsygnostalgia]

im being serious, just like dave is my friend dirks big bro and that jade is jakeys grandma

wait WAIT WIAT
HOLD UR PO'S

Rose
rose lalondde

she is my daughter
well actually shes my mom also

[Yuuuuup just gonna leave it like that :|]

[pipefan413]

[...

[Okay, yea. He officially has no idea what's even going on here anymore.]

ROSE LALONDE, THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, YOUNG LADY, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'VE LOST ME.

[Was this some sort of...strange, feeble attempt at a prank, perhaps?]

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok so the basic summary is
timea nd universe sburb bullshit
for me rose was my mom befroe she died
but for the rose i know shes onlty 13
*only
and iwas her mom


so the cute lady u knew was... probably me?

[it might have JUST CLICKED]

[pipefan413]

[Whoever this is, they are apparently not the best at explaining things...But that last part, that is something to think about, now isn't it?

[The way this girl looks, talks, acts...She's younger, obviously, but...

[Well, really there's only one way to test this; one last coincidence that could lock it all in place...

[It's also just about all he can think to say.]

ROXY?

[tipsygnostalgia]

yup thats me!

[and then]

wow this is sorta weird huh

[pipefan413]

[Not to mention awkward...]

YOUNG LADY.

WHILE I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO ENJOY A PRANK OR TWO IN MY TIME, I MUST INSIST THAT IF YOU ARE, IN FACT, TRYING TO PULL MY LEG, YOU STOP AT ONCE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Yeah it kinda is, but she is way to curious to drop it]

i'm not
roxy f'n lalaonde tats me
*thats
u can ask anyone

[pipefan413]

YOUNG LADY.

THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.

[That kind of implied language.

[...And oh god, he is chastising his future/past sort of girlfriend love-interest thing--

[No. Nonono. This is way awkward, way more than a little. What do.]

WELL.

I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TRUST YOU, IN THAT CASE.

[So awkward. Sososososo awkward.]

I MUST ADMIT, I STILL DO NOT ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND. BUT IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, AT ANY RATE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i didnt swear but uh ok
i sdhall refrain from the f'ns from now on
*shall

i dont either
i dont exactly have a wayu of epxlianing all of this
basically comes down to time and universde shaenanigans
*shenanigans
wehre im from you are janes dad ansd johns ur dad!

[pipefan413]

WELL, THAT IS QUITE STRANGE, I WILL ADMIT.

STRANGER STILL, JANE JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE MY MOTHER'S NAME. OTHERWISE, I HAVE YET TO MEET ANOTHER ONE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

it is
i wish theres a better way to explain it but i dont rly get what the fuck is going on either
* oops f word sry
but you are johns dad
and jane is his grandma
and you are janes dad
so i guess that means ur your own granpa?
*grandpa

[pipefan413]

WELL, IF IT IS TRUE THAT JANE IS, IN FACT, BOTH MY MOTHER AND MY DAUGHTER...

THEN I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME MY OWN GRANDFATHER.

[...oh boy.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

prety weird huh!

so tell me more abt you knowing my georgous adult self

[pipefan413]

AH. WELL.

[So awkward. Sososososo awkward.]

SHE'S A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. A LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN.

sob poor dad

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
a very very good friend?

do u and me get it on?