God, what am I doing? Apparently apping this guy at asgardeventide...

[pipefan413]

MUN.

IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO BEGIN PLAYING ME. SUCH AN UNDERTAKING MUST MAKE YOU A TRULY AMBITIOUS AND DETERMINED YOUNG WOMAN. WHILE I AM EXTREMELY FLATTERED BY YOUR APPARENT INTEREST IN MY BEING, I MUST INSIST THAT IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE I BE RELEASED FROM YOUR CONTROL AT ONCE AND ALLOWED TO ATTEND TO MY AFFAIRS AS PER USUAL.

I WILL USE FORCE IF NECESSARY.

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[pipefan413]

[...

[Okay, yea. He officially has no idea what's even going on here anymore.]

ROSE LALONDE, THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, YOUNG LADY, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'VE LOST ME.

[Was this some sort of...strange, feeble attempt at a prank, perhaps?]

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok so the basic summary is
timea nd universe sburb bullshit
for me rose was my mom befroe she died
but for the rose i know shes onlty 13
*only
and iwas her mom


so the cute lady u knew was... probably me?

[it might have JUST CLICKED]

[pipefan413]

[Whoever this is, they are apparently not the best at explaining things...But that last part, that is something to think about, now isn't it?

[The way this girl looks, talks, acts...She's younger, obviously, but...

[Well, really there's only one way to test this; one last coincidence that could lock it all in place...

[It's also just about all he can think to say.]

ROXY?

[tipsygnostalgia]

yup thats me!

[and then]

wow this is sorta weird huh

[pipefan413]

[Not to mention awkward...]

YOUNG LADY.

WHILE I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO ENJOY A PRANK OR TWO IN MY TIME, I MUST INSIST THAT IF YOU ARE, IN FACT, TRYING TO PULL MY LEG, YOU STOP AT ONCE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Yeah it kinda is, but she is way to curious to drop it]

i'm not
roxy f'n lalaonde tats me
*thats
u can ask anyone

[pipefan413]

YOUNG LADY.

THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.

[That kind of implied language.

[...And oh god, he is chastising his future/past sort of girlfriend love-interest thing--

[No. Nonono. This is way awkward, way more than a little. What do.]

WELL.

I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TRUST YOU, IN THAT CASE.

[So awkward. Sososososo awkward.]

I MUST ADMIT, I STILL DO NOT ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND. BUT IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, AT ANY RATE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i didnt swear but uh ok
i sdhall refrain from the f'ns from now on
*shall

i dont either
i dont exactly have a wayu of epxlianing all of this
basically comes down to time and universde shaenanigans
*shenanigans
wehre im from you are janes dad ansd johns ur dad!

[pipefan413]

WELL, THAT IS QUITE STRANGE, I WILL ADMIT.

STRANGER STILL, JANE JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE MY MOTHER'S NAME. OTHERWISE, I HAVE YET TO MEET ANOTHER ONE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

it is
i wish theres a better way to explain it but i dont rly get what the fuck is going on either
* oops f word sry
but you are johns dad
and jane is his grandma
and you are janes dad
so i guess that means ur your own granpa?
*grandpa

[pipefan413]

WELL, IF IT IS TRUE THAT JANE IS, IN FACT, BOTH MY MOTHER AND MY DAUGHTER...

THEN I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME MY OWN GRANDFATHER.

[...oh boy.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

prety weird huh!

so tell me more abt you knowing my georgous adult self

[pipefan413]

AH. WELL.

[So awkward. Sososososo awkward.]

SHE'S A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. A LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN.

sob poor dad

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
a very very good friend?

do u and me get it on?