dear_mun | A canon original from the Bioshock universe... voice test!

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A canon original from the Bioshock universe... voice test!

Please. You didn't even know my name until yesterday, and now you want to fling me willy nilly at everyone you know? It's ridiculous, is what it is, and it's not even that funny, honestly. You've got plenty of canon characters from my universe cluttering up your brain anyway, you might as well focus on them and leave well enough alone.

[A glare.]

And really? That username? It sounds like an advertisement for a stupid product. Just because I've got Electro Bolt doesn't mean I'm "all spliced up", nor does it mean you can make fun of me. Seriously, leave me alone.

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See, now that I can understand.

There's this one guy I know who took Kips two years to figure out his name. All of this was Before the Internet so he didn't have to worry about journal names or things like that. But he was bothering me for those two years before his name was known.

Two years? Okay, see, I guess I can't really complain when compared to that.

Exactly!

So what is it that you do with electricity?

Well, you can do about anything, really. I mean, I mostly use it for fun...

[And for getting in fights, but he's not going to say that!]

And for some practical stuff, like going into dark places without a flashlight or whatever.

[Alec totally misuses his abilities all the time for such trivial things like fights and getting milk when he's too lazy to actually go to the store and buy it...]

Like this? [He holds out the palm of his hand and a ball of flame appears in it.]

Right, like that.

[He holds out his hand and shows the electrical current running down it.]

Neat. I've never tried electricity before.

I haven't tried fire, either. Electricity's the only one I went with.

You can get different ones? Mine's inborn talent.

Yeah. Ours are... bought, for lack of a better word.

[Head tilt of curiosity]

We buy drugs that alter our genetic structure to have powers.

Huh! Interesting. I've seen that before in a couple of universes.

Batman Beyond is the one that springs to mind.

Never heard of it. I'd guess it's probably after my time, though.

Gene splicing is always fun. You just have to worry about yea old mutant abominations against nature.

What other things can you do to yourself?

Oh, telekinesis, fire, ice, some fucked up insect thing... and then the normal stuff, y'know, make yourself smarter, faster...

[He shrugs.]

You get messed up on it, though. It can make you go crazy.