A canon original from the Bioshock universe... voice test!

[electrifier]

Please. You didn't even know my name until yesterday, and now you want to fling me willy nilly at everyone you know? It's ridiculous, is what it is, and it's not even that funny, honestly. You've got plenty of canon characters from my universe cluttering up your brain anyway, you might as well focus on them and leave well enough alone.

[A glare.]

And really? That username? It sounds like an advertisement for a stupid product. Just because I've got Electro Bolt doesn't mean I'm "all spliced up", nor does it mean you can make fun of me. Seriously, leave me alone.