Suddenly humanstuck!

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Aw mAn, CoMe oN, wHaT'Re yA FuCkiN' dOiN' tO Me nOw?
I AiN'T CoMpLaInIn' Or aNyThInG BuT WhY'D YoU WaNnA Go aNd dO A ThInG LiKe tHaT FoR?
AiN'T EvEn fOr a pRoMpT Or sHiT.

WeLl, i gUeSs iT AiN'T AlL MoThErFuCkIn' BaD.
JuSt gOtTa gEt uSeD To aLl tHiS MoThErFuCkIn' HuMaN JuNk fLaPpIn' ArOuNd dOwN ThErE.
DoN'T FuCkIn' KnOw hOw dAvEbRo hAnDlEs tHiS ShIt, MoThErFuCkIn' HuMaN DiCk bEiN' aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN' eXtErNaL 'n sHiT.

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[malignantrage]

THAT FACE PAINT LOOKS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS ON PINK HUMAN SKIN THAN I'D IMAGINED.
OTHERWISE, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Aw cOmE On, MaN, iT DoN'T LoOk tHaT BaD.
I'M DoIn' PrEtTy oK WiTh aLl tHiS, cOnSiDeRiNg.
EvEn fOuNd mE A HuMaN KaRbRo tO ChIlL WiTh.

MuN SeEmS To bE DoInG BeTtEr tOo, At lEaSt fOr tHe tImE BeInG.
GoT AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkIn' NeRvEs gOiN' oN OvEr tHe PrOsPeCt oF SeEiN' hIs hUmAn lUsUs 'N ShIt bUt aT LeAsT He aIn't aLl uP AnD LoOkIn' Up wAyS To sToP HuRtIn'.
BaBy sTePs, Y'KnOw?

[pupafan]

,,,
eXTERNAL?

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

YeAh bRo, It's fUcKiN' wEiRd aS ShIt.
YoU KnOw ThEy GoT ThEiR ShAmEgLoBeS RiGhT Up iN BeTwEeN ThEiR LeGs bEiN' aLl uNcOmFoRtAbLe 'n sHiT?
MoThErFuCkIn' MiRaClE ThEy cAn wAlK AnYwHeRe.

[pupafan]

wHOA, oKAY,
i HAVE NO IDEA WHY I ENCOURAGED SUCH AN, eLABORATE ANSWER,
i GUESS I COULD BLAME MY CURIOSITY,
bUT, pUTTING AISDE THIS AWKWARD EXCHANGE OF INFORMATION,

hOW ARE YOU, gAMZEE?
}:)

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

BeEn bEtTeR, bEeN WoRsE. DoIn' PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN' gOoD RiGhT NoW ThOuGh.
It's fUcKiN' gOoD To sEe yOu hAnGiN' aRoUnD HeRe, BrO.
WhErE YoU BeEn aLl uP AnD MoThErFuCkIn' HiDiN'?

[malignantrage]

I GUESS THAT FIGURES.
YOU WERE ALWAYS PRETTY LAID BACK AND THIS IS HARDLY THE WORST THING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH.
I HAVE TO ASK THOUGH
HOW CLOSE ARE YOU TO THIS HUMAN KARBRO?
BECAUSE I SWEAR EVERY TIME I SEE A HUMAN YOU HE'S USUALLY EITHER MAKING OUT WITH A HUMAN ME OR A HUMAN TAVROS.
USUALLY TAVROS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH HUMAN PARENTS, BUT I GUESS THEY ARE A BIG DEAL, ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HUMAN HOLIDAYS.
MY MUN ISN'T THRILLED AT THE PROSPECT OF SEEING HIS EITHER.
GLAD TO HEAR YOUR MUN IS DOING BETTER THOUGH.
WHEN THE MUN ISN'T HAPPY NO ONE IS HAPPY.

[tiltshotghostimage]

floppy junk bro
fucking incredible

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

FuCkIn' MiRaCuLoUs.

[tiltshotghostimage]

were gonna have to hang sometime with you all brown and squishy my man
that would be just about the dankest shit

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

AiN'T SeEn nO HuMaN TaVbRo yEt bUt mAyBe I'Ll kEeP An eYe oUt nOw.
:o)
HuMaN KaRbRo's aLl uP AnD MoThErFuCkIn' HuNgOvEr-lOoKiN'
Y'KnOw i aIn't eVeR MeT A KaRkAt bEiN' aNy mOtHeRfUcKiN' gOoD At mOrNiNgS?
LiKe eVeRy lAsT VeRsIoN Of yOu'd rAtHeR SlEeP In tHaN FaCe a mOtHeRfUcKiN' mIrAcUlOuS DaY.

AiN'T ThAt tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN' tRuTh.
At lEaSt i hEaR ThE FoOd sHoUlD Be gOoD.

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Aw sHiT, yEaH MaN.
Be tIgHt aS FuCk.

[tiltshotghostimage]

dont know if you were aware but my muns been considering trollifying me so this is some serendipitous shit right here
then again you know how they do
always with the ideas
never with the followthrough

oh shit my brain is just about exploding with how all you gray shits would look all human
dude
dude is that human vantas you met albino
i always wanted to know how mutant blood would translate

[bothme]

well that answers
THAT
motherfuckin question.

YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKIN STUCK LIKE THAT OR IS IT BEING A TEMPORARY MOTHER FUCKIN MIRACLE?

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Or iF It dO GeT DoNe iT SiTs aLl hAlF MoThErFuCkIn' FiNiShEd.
BuT HeY BrO, i bEt yOu'd lOoK PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN' sNaZzY AlL Up 'N MoThErFuCkIn' TrOlLiFiEd.

NaH BrO, nEw kArBrO'S ThIs cUtE LiL' bRoWn mOtHeRfUcKeR.
GoT BlAcK HaIr sTiLl, AdOrAbLe aS ShIt.

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

WhAt mOtHeRfUcKiN' qUeStIoN'D ThAt bE, bRo?
DuNnO FoR SuRe hOw lOnG I'MmA Be lIkE ThIs, bUt aIn't nO ThInG To bE AlL Up AnD WoRrYiN' aBoUt.
FiGuRe tHiS ShIt's gOnNa bE PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN' iNtErEsTiNg.

[tiltshotghostimage]

as if a vantas could be anything but fucking cute as shit
thats just hardwired into karkats existence
part of the source code right there
gotta be foul mouthed and cute as a fucking kitten who got itself tangled up in some yarn
thats just how they do

but look at your fucking self a minute
all mocha and cute
giving me a run for my money

why you gotta be steppin to my swag gamzee i thought we were friends

[bothme]

the question was being all what we-all would motherfuckin' look like if we was doing up the human deal.
I CAN'T SAY I'M DISLIKING WHAT I SEE.
then again we weren't all motherfucking prone to get unattractive so i ain't too motherfucking surprised.

SHIT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING MY HUMAN SELF.
just gotta find the miracles in it.
:o)

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

AnD YoU KnOw hE'D ThRoW So mUcH Of a mOtHeRfUcKiN' fIt oVeR EvErYoNe iN ThE MuLtIvErSe aGrEeInG ThAt hE'S ThE CuTeSt mOtHeRfUcKeR EvEr wAlKeD.

Aw cOmE On mAn, I aIn't cUtE, aNd dEfInItElY AiN'T AnY CuTeR ThAn yOuR MoThErFuCkIn' sElF.
CePt YoU AiN'T GoT So mUcH ThE CuTe sHiT As yOu gOt tHe fUcKiN' hOt sHiT.
LiKe fUcKiN' sMoKiN' lIkE ThE ChErRy oF A DaMn gOoD HoMeRoLlEd.
SpEcIaLlY WhEn yOu bE RoCkIn' OnE Of yOuR MoThErFuCkIn' SwAnK-AsS SuItS.

[tiltshotghostimage]

damn straight i am
you know how rarely i wear those things these days
blue moons are fucking commonplace in comparison
i need to get my shit back together and start rocking those more often

whereas you could wear just about anything and make it look fucking stellar i mean shit dude
whered all that bombin ass charisma come from
christ you could bottle that shit and sell it wholesale

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

YeAh mAn, GuEsS We dO LoOk pReTtY MoThErFuCkIn' gOoD LiKe ThIs.

ThErE'S FuCkIn' MiRaClEs iN EvErY MoThErFuCkIn' ThInG YoU GeT YoUr pEeP On aT.
JuSt gOtTa lOoK At iT RiGhT.
:o)

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

ShIt, MaN YoU DoN'T NeEd aNy mOtHeRfUcKiN' eXcUsE To bE RoCkIn' SoMe fInE-AsS ThReAdS.
MaKiN' tHaT ShIt lOoK LiKe cAtAlOg sPrEaDs.

DuNnO AbOuT YoU BrO BuT I'M JuSt hApPy dOiN' mE.
AiN'T GoTtA PuT AnY MoThErFuCkIn' EfFoRt iNtO It.

[tiltshotghostimage]

i just realized you must have a thing for suits
look at your matesprit boyfriend
i have literally never seen that guy look more out of place than when he wears casual shit

nah you dont gotta front
actually im convinced that you couldnt even if you tried
youre the realest dude ive ever fucking known
doesnt even matter what species you are either

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

MaYbE ThAt's sO, mAn.
AiN'T EvEr rEaLlY ThOuGhT AbOuT It.
I'Ve sEeN DaNnY In pLaIn cLoThEs lOnGeR ThAn i eVeR SaW HiM In sUiTs bUt hE ReAlLy dOeS RoCk 'Em rIgHt.

MaN, bEiN' rEaL DoN'T ReQuIrE No mOtHeRfUcKiN' sPeCiEs rEgIsTrAtIoN Or nOtHiN'.
It's jUsT A MaTtEr oF KnOwIn' WhO YoU ArE AnD WhAt yOu wAnT.
I KnOw wHaT I WaNt, AnD I MoThErFuCkIn' GoT It iN EvErY MoThErFuCkIn' WaY.
I'M HaPpy, BrO.

[tiltshotghostimage]

and im happy for you
you got your shit down real strong
and if anyone ever says youre weird for it id be happy to set them straight
weird is a state of mind not a state of being
and i have yet to meet someone normal