Voice testing this ruffian

[oubliait]

[ A scruffy looking French boy is running through alleys and around corners, panting slightly as he tries to speak. ]

First that huge blonde guy...

[ He swings around a lamp pole, ]

...now this crazy girl...

[ vaults over a bench. ]

Will no one leave poor Serrure alone?

[ Clearly distracted, he trips over a concrete step and goes flying, landing face down on the cobblestones. ] Zut!

Comments

[gameboy]

I seriously hope you've gotten your rabies shots.

[ god, you weird French people or whatever the heck you are kid. Amadeus makes a face and wipes off his cheek, before realizing his pockets are way more lighter.. and that his pocket dimension gameboy is gone. Nobody robs the Prince of Power and gets away with it, so have at thee, Serure. A very pissed Cho is chasing after you ]

Kid, you picked the wrong Asian to mug.

[oubliait]

[ Good luck catching up, he may be small but he's fast. ]

I assure you, my friend, your race had nothing to do with it!

[gameboy]

[ unfortunately, Amadeus is pretty fast too, and also very handy with anything that could be mcguyvered into a weapon... but for now he's angry enough to the point he'd rather tackle the little brat himself ]

I hope you have health insurance kid, because you're gonna need it when I get you!

[oubliait]

I don't own socks, what makes you think I have health insurance? All I want to do is eat tonight, and you look like you can afford another one of these... whatever this is.

[gameboy]

[ no socks? he'd feel bad, but he doesn't. he could've turned out like this kid, but he didn't. funny how life works, and it's almost funny how he's been mugged by a midget version of himself ]

You don't buy pocket dimensions, you little dweeb— I made it!

[ god, he hopes Hades pops out and shows Serrure what a bad day really is. ]

[oubliait]

Then make another one if you're so smart!