Voice testing this ruffian

[oubliait]

[ A scruffy looking French boy is running through alleys and around corners, panting slightly as he tries to speak. ]

First that huge blonde guy...

[ He swings around a lamp pole, ]

...now this crazy girl...

[ vaults over a bench. ]

Will no one leave poor Serrure alone?

[ Clearly distracted, he trips over a concrete step and goes flying, landing face down on the cobblestones. ] Zut!

Comments

[oubliait]

I don't own socks, what makes you think I have health insurance? All I want to do is eat tonight, and you look like you can afford another one of these... whatever this is.

[gameboy]

[ no socks? he'd feel bad, but he doesn't. he could've turned out like this kid, but he didn't. funny how life works, and it's almost funny how he's been mugged by a midget version of himself ]

You don't buy pocket dimensions, you little dweeb— I made it!

[ god, he hopes Hades pops out and shows Serrure what a bad day really is. ]

[oubliait]

Then make another one if you're so smart!