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Voice testing this ruffian
[ A scruffy looking French boy is running through alleys and around corners, panting slightly as he tries to speak. ]
First that huge blonde guy...
[ He swings around a lamp pole, ]
...now this crazy girl...
[ vaults over a bench. ]
Will no one leave poor Serrure alone?
[ Clearly distracted, he trips over a concrete step and goes flying, landing face down on the cobblestones. ] Zut!
First that huge blonde guy...
[ He swings around a lamp pole, ]
...now this crazy girl...
[ vaults over a bench. ]
Will no one leave poor Serrure alone?
[ Clearly distracted, he trips over a concrete step and goes flying, landing face down on the cobblestones. ] Zut!

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While being a giant guy dressed in armor.]
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Wh-who are you crazy people? What do you want from me?
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What he wants is his brother. His other one.
His other other one.
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...Nothing makes any sense.
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[Balder's not entirely sure this kid is Loki, and he's upset, so Balder's just going to have to set his feelings aside in favor of the kid's feelings for now.
Balder squats down a little, since he towers quite a bit otherwise.]
No one is trying to hurt you. We are trying to help you make sense of things. Help you help us make sense of things.
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I don't remember anything, though, so maybe you're right. Maybe he is my brother.
But in my nightmares ...the things I did. Why would he want someone like that for a brother?
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[He sighs. He can go be angry later perhaps, right now he has a boy to deal with. Until Thor gets here, anyway.]
You do not remember anything, which is why you don't remember why he would want you for a brother.
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[ He breaks off, uncertain. He hates talking about this side of himself, this dark, scary, uncertain side. He'd much rather just make tourists chase cards for cash, but there are some problems you can't run away from. ]
What if I go with him, and the memories come back? I don't want to be that person.
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That is not something I can answer. I do not know if the memories will come back if you go or if you stay. All I can tell you is that you will have a brother and a home with us.
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All right. [He glances back, looking for Thor. Slow, brother.]
I suppose we should get you full up for the trip, then. [Shoe-eating boy.]
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Oh, are you paying?
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[Balder just reaches into his coin-purse and pull out a handful of PURE GOLD COINS yup king baby.]
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He may be a prince in some past/future life, but right now he's a street rat, and those habits are hard to break. ]
Great, follow me! I know all the best restaurants around here.
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Quickness is better than quality right now, Loki.
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At first Serrure is caught off guard by the name, but it feels right, somehow. Like he knows to respond to it. ]
Alright, in the interest of time... [ He leads Balder to a nearby crêperie, serving savory and sweet crêpes. He orders himself a ham, cheese, and mushroom crêpe. Even if it doesn't seem like much, it's still a luxury for him. ]
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You truly remember nothing?
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Or it could be the fact that he can't afford any food. That could be it. ]
Ahh, no. I mean, nothing. I have dreams, awful terrible dreams of pain and betrayal, and everything's my fault. But there's nothing solid.
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Well, we shall have to build you better memories, then.
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This is certainly a good start.
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But if you're offering to buy me more food, I won't turn it down!
[ It's not like he wants to be scrawny. He loves food, savors every bite of it. It's just that those bites are few and far between.
Still, he doesn't think he could ever eat enough to get as big as these Asgardians seem to be. Just doesn't seem natural. These guys are HUGE. ]
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Go on, take it. We have feasts far greater than this in Asgard all the time. [Bribing the kid to keep him from running off again? Bribing the kid to keep him from running off again.]
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You make your case well. Do you promise all foundling children meals beyond their wildest dreams, or only the ones who don't remember who they are? Because it's a very persuasive argument.
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Most are simply promised a home, although they all get the meals. [Yeah, he's talking about parts of Volstagg's brood here. Foundlings are canon.]
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Can I help you or are you just going to ask rude questions to a guy when he's down?
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Since we've both agreed there's nothing we want from each other, if you'll excuse me...
[ Just going to start running away again. Feel free to check your pockets... ]
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[ god, you weird French people or whatever the heck you are kid. Amadeus makes a face and wipes off his cheek, before realizing his pockets are way more lighter.. and that his pocket dimension gameboy is gone. Nobody robs the Prince of Power and gets away with it, so have at thee, Serure. A very pissed Cho is chasing after you ]
Kid, you picked the wrong Asian to mug.
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I assure you, my friend, your race had nothing to do with it!
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I hope you have health insurance kid, because you're gonna need it when I get you!
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You don't buy pocket dimensions, you little dweeb— I made it!
[ god, he hopes Hades pops out and shows Serrure what a bad day really is. ]
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