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Serrure ([personal profile] oubliait) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-05 08:52 pm

Voice testing this ruffian

[ A scruffy looking French boy is running through alleys and around corners, panting slightly as he tries to speak. ]

First that huge blonde guy...

[ He swings around a lamp pole, ]

...now this crazy girl...

[ vaults over a bench. ]

Will no one leave poor Serrure alone?

[ Clearly distracted, he trips over a concrete step and goes flying, landing face down on the cobblestones. ] Zut!
dusk_and_dawn: (Looking down on you)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Just going to look down at his feet, here.

While being a giant guy dressed in armor.]
dusk_and_dawn: (Inquisitive)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I am Balder Odinson, King of Asgard, and I don't want anything from you. But my brother is likely to be huge blond you mentioned.

What he wants is his brother. His other one.

His other other one.
dusk_and_dawn: (All these things that I've done)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Asgard. It's in Oklahoma in the United States. Or, rather, above it.

[Balder's not entirely sure this kid is Loki, and he's upset, so Balder's just going to have to set his feelings aside in favor of the kid's feelings for now.

Balder squats down a little, since he towers quite a bit otherwise.]

No one is trying to hurt you. We are trying to help you make sense of things. Help you help us make sense of things.
dusk_and_dawn: (Epiphany)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Because he loves you wholeheartedly.

[He sighs. He can go be angry later perhaps, right now he has a boy to deal with. Until Thor gets here, anyway.]

You do not remember anything, which is why you don't remember why he would want you for a brother.
dusk_and_dawn: (Owl)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Balder thinks about this for a moment.]

That is not something I can answer. I do not know if the memories will come back if you go or if you stay. All I can tell you is that you will have a brother and a home with us.
dusk_and_dawn: (Wut)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Try not to look disappointed, Balder, this will make Thor happy. Besides, the kid looks like he eats shoes on a good day.]

All right. [He glances back, looking for Thor. Slow, brother.]

I suppose we should get you full up for the trip, then. [Shoe-eating boy.]
dusk_and_dawn: (Default)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[Balder just reaches into his coin-purse and pull out a handful of PURE GOLD COINS yup king baby.]
dusk_and_dawn: (Grrr.)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Balder follows. He wouldn't even mind if Serrure robbed him aside from the principle of it. But for now he's just killing time and watching the kid until Thor finds them.]

Quickness is better than quality right now, Loki.
dusk_and_dawn: (Wut)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-06 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Balder orders the entire stall's worth and just stacks them up ten at a time and eats them like hamburgers. He eats like a king but with none of the manners.]

You truly remember nothing?
dusk_and_dawn: (Grrr.)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-08 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Balder stops eating momentarily. Chances are that this is Loki, and Balder has more than a few issues with Loki right now. But for the moment the kid's just a kid with nightmares, and Balder's heartstrings are nothing if not easily pulled.]

Well, we shall have to build you better memories, then.
dusk_and_dawn: (Inquisitive)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. We shall also have to build you up some fat and muscle. One would think you just a method of moving oversized clothing around.
dusk_and_dawn: (Stoned)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-14 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
There are far larger, I assure you. [He was going to say something about how Loki at least used to be tall, but perhaps this isn't the time.]

Go on, take it. We have feasts far greater than this in Asgard all the time. [Bribing the kid to keep him from running off again? Bribing the kid to keep him from running off again.]
dusk_and_dawn: Tiny smile (Tiny smile)

[personal profile] dusk_and_dawn 2012-03-17 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Bad Serrure. Not that anyone is surprised.]

Most are simply promised a home, although they all get the meals. [Yeah, he's talking about parts of Volstagg's brood here. Foundlings are canon.]
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[personal profile] gameboy 2012-03-06 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me. Talking in the 3rd person popular is in France?
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[personal profile] gameboy 2012-03-06 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
The latter. I figure if you think talking like that makes you more interesting, there's nothing you can do that'll help me.
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[personal profile] gameboy 2012-03-06 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I seriously hope you've gotten your rabies shots.

[ god, you weird French people or whatever the heck you are kid. Amadeus makes a face and wipes off his cheek, before realizing his pockets are way more lighter.. and that his pocket dimension gameboy is gone. Nobody robs the Prince of Power and gets away with it, so have at thee, Serure. A very pissed Cho is chasing after you ]

Kid, you picked the wrong Asian to mug.
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[personal profile] gameboy 2012-03-06 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately, Amadeus is pretty fast too, and also very handy with anything that could be mcguyvered into a weapon... but for now he's angry enough to the point he'd rather tackle the little brat himself ]

I hope you have health insurance kid, because you're gonna need it when I get you!
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[personal profile] gameboy 2012-03-06 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ no socks? he'd feel bad, but he doesn't. he could've turned out like this kid, but he didn't. funny how life works, and it's almost funny how he's been mugged by a midget version of himself ]

You don't buy pocket dimensions, you little dweeb— I made it!

[ god, he hopes Hades pops out and shows Serrure what a bad day really is. ]
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[personal profile] themighty 2012-03-06 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you run?