Possible witchesreign app, voice test, sorry for obscure as hell character

[cigardog]

You're really going through with this, huh?

I'm not a big fan of giving up my position in New Tek as Lieutenant for a teaching position, but then it's not like I have much choice, is there? [A short barking laugh. Get it? Barking? Ahahah... Oh end of the universe, how comical.]

As far as the usual clowns and bozos I have to deal with, this place isn't so bad. Time Compression has to be incorrect, but it's still no weirder than the Special Zone. Hell, if anything, dealing with all the humans will be the strangest part.

Just make sure you know what you're doing. Not all "bulldog cops" are the same.

And you'd better have a stack of smokes ready for me.

Comments

[cigardog]

Sounds like you. [Because you suck at staying invisible or going undercover. But no, he doesn't say that out loud.]

Good job kiddo.

[espio]

And what are you gonna try and teach?

[cigardog]

Criminal Justice.

[espio]

Ah, my friend's least favourite class. Probably. [Didn't actually ask him, just assuming.]

[cigardog]

[It is.]

What kind of friend is there?

[espio]

The definitely not from the Special Zone kind?

[cigardog]

That doesn't mean much.

[espio]

The "thinks justice means bombing the innocent" kind, then.

[Yeah, not gonna mention that his friend's a pirate to the police. Not that he thinks Furor'd be able to do anything about it, except maybe make some sort of snarky comment about "getting in with the wrong crowd" or whatever.]

[cigardog]

He thinks justice means that?

Sounds like the kid needs to get out more.

[Just sort of assuming the friend must be a young psuedo-hero / sonic-age type of guy there.]

[espio]

[Bit of a snicker, there. He's just gonna go with it.]

Yeah, pretty much.

[cigardog]

Is he graduated too now?

[He will teach this little snot REAL justice. >:|]

[espio]

Yeah, he graduated before me.

[cigardog]

Pity. Guess some people never learn.

[espio]

Well, you gotta wonder how he got that impression, right? Some worlds could just do with a bit of real justice.

[cigardog]

Weird thing to contemplate.

[espio]

Not really. Take Mobius under Robotnik's rule. "Justice" there was pretty awful, innocent people under the control of a robot army that'd shoot you for sneezing. Not that you'd know Mobius politics.

[Because Espio is clearly an expert on them? YEAH. He's been to Mobius, what... twice? In his life?]

[cigardog]

Nor do I have interest in them. I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.

[Because compared to the Special Zone? MOBIUS IS WEIRD. Yes, inverted-ness all around.]

[espio]

Everything gives you a headache. Sure you shouldn't just retire?

[cigardog]

Not until I can actually leave the city in safe hands without you lot wrecking it up every week.

[espio]

Hey. We don't wreck the city. We just have enemies who do.

[He's totally not to blame for that gigantic fight with Mighty that completely destroyed a street! It was all the villain of the day's fault!]

[cigardog]

Close enough. I don't see you filling out any of the paperwork from it.

[espio]

That's Vector's job.

[cigardog]

Still not official.

[espio]

Like it even matters right now whether the paperwork's official or not.

[cigardog]

That... still doesn't seem possible. [The whole universe being destroyed, he means. Not that his mun told him much about it especially since she doesn't like it.]