Possible witchesreign app, voice test, sorry for obscure as hell character

[cigardog]

You're really going through with this, huh?

I'm not a big fan of giving up my position in New Tek as Lieutenant for a teaching position, but then it's not like I have much choice, is there? [A short barking laugh. Get it? Barking? Ahahah... Oh end of the universe, how comical.]

As far as the usual clowns and bozos I have to deal with, this place isn't so bad. Time Compression has to be incorrect, but it's still no weirder than the Special Zone. Hell, if anything, dealing with all the humans will be the strangest part.

Just make sure you know what you're doing. Not all "bulldog cops" are the same.

And you'd better have a stack of smokes ready for me.

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[espio]

Yeah... this is gonna rank high on the weirdness scale. Why you, of all the people I know?

[no1canbreakyou]

[Folds his arms and looks the bulldog over.]

Then you are part of the police force? Interesting.

[cigardog]

Beats me.

Maybe the mun didn't feel like playing a clown. [Bazinga. And don't mind him, just lighting up a cigar.]

[cigardog]

[Folds his arms right back.]

Another hedgehog? You don't look much like Super Sonic.

[espio]

We're not clowns, Lieutenant. We do actually get stuff done, you know.

[cigardog]

Sure, sure.

I'm sure it's even reasonably well funded too. [By beeees.]

[espio]

[As opposed to bank robbery. Totally innocent, by the way.]

Well, yeah. We don't get spaceships out of nowhere.

[cigardog]

[Sure sure.... then again...]

And then you clowns wonder why you were suspects for that bank robbery.

[espio]

Isn't Charmy's family being stupidly rich common knowledge at this point?

[cigardog]

I hope that's not the only reason you keep him around.

[espio]

Of course it is. Why else would we put up with all that gibberish?

[cigardog]

See, this is the advantage to the police force. [That and you know, everything else ever.] He wouldn't even pass the admission test.

[Poor poor Charmy. They are so mean...]

[espio]

Oh, he would. I've seen the idiots in your force.

[cigardog]

Still better than you runts. At least my men can pass basic training.

[Bring it chameleon.]

[espio]

Garden's training is a little more intensive than police training - qualified SeeD here, thanks.

[cigardog]

[Smirky smirk smirk.]

I don't intend to go through the classes again kiddo. [Yup he's being too tsun to call Espio by name.]

[espio]

They let you even take the classes, old man?

[...wait.]

Hey. Since when were you already in the Garden?

[mother_gawful]

It appears I am to be sent there as well.

[She gives him a bored once over.] A talking dog... wearing clothes, even. My, the things one sees these days.

[cigardog]

Ages ago, but my mun wants to make it that I was gone elsewhere for awhile on "human immersion" or some nonsense since she thinks I would have at least said hi.

[cigardog]

Trust me, where I'm from, you'd be a lot weirder lady.

Pale monkeys. [Scoffs.] What will they think of next.

[His mun apologizes for this btw.]

[espio]

Oh, so you'd figure you'd just leave me there, the only one from the Special Zone, alone, surrounded by a bunch of humans and complete psychopaths. You could still have said hi!

[BECAUSE FUROR OBVIOUSLY KNEW HE WAS THERE. ALSO it's his fault. Totally his fault.]

[no1canbreakyou]

I'm not Sonic.

My name is Shadow.

[cigardog]

Shadow then.

What's your involvement with the police? [Sidestepping, beating around the bush? Hell no, he's not going to mess with that nonsense.]

[cigardog]

Not worth the time.

[ALL THE TSUNDERE. You thought Espio was grumpy? PFFT.]

[espio]

Of course it's worth the time! It's not like -

[YEAH gonna cut himself off there. But he looks pretty troubled. Because Furor is dead, and probably doesn't know about it yet. Not that he'd know he was dead anyway, given that dead is dead.]