Possible witchesreign app, voice test, sorry for obscure as hell character

[cigardog]

You're really going through with this, huh?

I'm not a big fan of giving up my position in New Tek as Lieutenant for a teaching position, but then it's not like I have much choice, is there? [A short barking laugh. Get it? Barking? Ahahah... Oh end of the universe, how comical.]

As far as the usual clowns and bozos I have to deal with, this place isn't so bad. Time Compression has to be incorrect, but it's still no weirder than the Special Zone. Hell, if anything, dealing with all the humans will be the strangest part.

Just make sure you know what you're doing. Not all "bulldog cops" are the same.

And you'd better have a stack of smokes ready for me.

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[espio]

Yeah... this is gonna rank high on the weirdness scale. Why you, of all the people I know?

[cigardog]

Beats me.

Maybe the mun didn't feel like playing a clown. [Bazinga. And don't mind him, just lighting up a cigar.]

[espio]

We're not clowns, Lieutenant. We do actually get stuff done, you know.

[cigardog]

Sure, sure.

I'm sure it's even reasonably well funded too. [By beeees.]

[espio]

[As opposed to bank robbery. Totally innocent, by the way.]

Well, yeah. We don't get spaceships out of nowhere.

[cigardog]

[Sure sure.... then again...]

And then you clowns wonder why you were suspects for that bank robbery.

[espio]

Isn't Charmy's family being stupidly rich common knowledge at this point?

[cigardog]

I hope that's not the only reason you keep him around.

[espio]

Of course it is. Why else would we put up with all that gibberish?

[no1canbreakyou]

[Folds his arms and looks the bulldog over.]

Then you are part of the police force? Interesting.

[cigardog]

[Folds his arms right back.]

Another hedgehog? You don't look much like Super Sonic.

[no1canbreakyou]

I'm not Sonic.

My name is Shadow.

[cigardog]

Shadow then.

What's your involvement with the police? [Sidestepping, beating around the bush? Hell no, he's not going to mess with that nonsense.]

[no1canbreakyou]

I have no involvement, I'm merely an observer.

I wasn't aware that bull dogs could be police officers.

[cigardog]

Fine.

And I wasn't aware hedgehogs could stop being hyper destructive forces, it's a learning day for us both.

[no1canbreakyou]

[ His smile goes darker at that. ]

Who says I have?

[cigardog]

[Folds arms.]

Luckily I always keep a few padded cells ready.

[mother_gawful]

It appears I am to be sent there as well.

[She gives him a bored once over.] A talking dog... wearing clothes, even. My, the things one sees these days.

[cigardog]

Trust me, where I'm from, you'd be a lot weirder lady.

Pale monkeys. [Scoffs.] What will they think of next.

[His mun apologizes for this btw.]

[mother_gawful]

Well, at least we'll both be "weird" together in this new place we're headed to~.

What, pray, do they intend you to teach? Digging trenches, perhaps~? Running in circles~?

[Her mun apologizes for her in general.]

[cigardog]

[Lulz don't, she's awesome. Totally welcome addition to the group. At least by me.]

Criminal justice. [Flat stare.] I was a Lieutenant in the New Tek police force.

And you?

[mother_gawful]

[:D]

Really~. How interesting~.

Oh, just the basic Garden code of conduct~. My mun-creature thinks I'll have a talent at instilling good etiquette in the poor young things.

[cigardog]

Could have fooled me. [But he seems amused.]

Got anyone you know there?

[mother_gawful]

One can be surprised at how far a bit of a "motherly touch" will go~. No doubt my teaching one of the most basic introductory courses will help reassure nervous cadets~. [Or, y'know, scar them for life, but hey.]

Oh yes! My daughter. [She frowns.] The poor girl's been alone there for who knows how long. She really needs someone to keep an eye on her--she's rather, well... I suppose naive would be a polite way of putting it.

[cigardog]

Well, everyone's a little rambunctious when they're young.