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dear_mun2013-11-14 07:37 am
chronologicalpulse) wrote in dear_mun2013-11-14 07:37 am
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So many PSLs~
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
A TRIED AND TRUE FUCKING WASTE OF BRAIN MATTER.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR BETA READERS?
WHY THE EVER GRACEFULLY SOARING *FUCK* WOULD ANYONE *WANT* TO READ THAT SHIT?
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND JUST
STOP.
FUCKING STOP.
AND ACTUALLY FUCKING FINISH *ONE GODDAMN STORYLINE* BEFORE YOU GO LOOKING AT MORE.
I SEE THE TWO OF YOU PLOTTING SOME DRIVEL ABOUT FISH.
NOBODY WOULD WANT TO READ THAT EITHER.
WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE ONE SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOUR IDEAS ABOUT OUR POST-GAME?
AND PEOPLE SHOULD *NOT* HAVE THAT MUCH DETAIL ON MY PRIVATE LIFE.
NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT KINKS THAT ANYONE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE.
STOP THAT.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF MY FUCKING SANITY WOULD YOU *PLEASE* STOP MOPING?
I MEAN YES, I KNOW WHAT DEPRESSION FUCKING FEELS LIKE BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING YOURSELF ANY FAVORS BY EXACERBATING IT LOOKING FOR SAD THINGS TO READ OR LISTEN TO.
I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE HEARD THAT WHITLEY SONG FIFTEEN BILLION TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK.
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LET'S REFER TO THIS GAMBIT AS THE STUPID MUNS AND THEIR MOODY HORSESHITOMETER.
RIGHT NOW THE SCALE IS OBVIOUSLY TIPPED WAY IN THE FAVOR OF THEIR MOODY HORSESHIT.
MY MUN IS SUCH AN IDIOT THAT HE THINKS THAT YOUR POST-GAME IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER
AND HE WOULD SERIOUSLY LOVE TO READ IT ALL AND BETA IT EVEN THOUGH HE IS COMPLETELY USELESS AS A BETA.
BUT HE CAN'T.
BECAUSE, AS I KEEP TELLING HIM, HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
HE JUST GOT ME INTO A GAME
AND HE PUT KANKRI INTO ONE LAST MONTH TOO.
HE NEEDS TO MAKE POSTS FOR BOTH OF US.
THAT IS A THING HE SHOULD BE DOING *RIGHT NOW* INSTEAD OF WASTING BOTH MY TIME AND YOURS FUCKING AROUND IN THIS POST.
BUT HE SAW THAT YOUR MUN WAS DEPRESSED AND HE SAID THAT HE KNOWS WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE AND HE WANTED TO HELP IF HE COULD.
AFTER THAT NOTHING I SAID COULD DISSUADE HIM.
SOMETIMES WHEN A MUN WANTS SOMETHING IT'S BEST TO JUST LET THEM DO IT.
IF THEY CAN DO SOMETHING THEY FIND RELAXING AND ENJOYABLE IT JUST MIGHT IMPROVE THEIR MOOD ENOUGH THAT THEY'LL FEEL LIKE GETTING BACK TO THE BIG AND IMPORTANT THINGS THEY SHOULD BE DOING INSTEAD.
I KNOW, IT SUCKS GLOBES WAITING FOR THEM TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
BUT YOU CAN'T FORCE THEM TO FINISH ONE STORYLINE OVER ANOTHER NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MAY WANT TO.
SO I'M JUST SAYING THAT *MAYBE* YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR MUN A BREAK FOR AWHILE.
I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE THAT IT WILL WORK, BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK FOR MY MUN PRETTY WELL.
HE ACTUALLY FINISHES THINGS SOONER IF HE STOPS DWELLNG ON THE THREADS HE'S STUCK ON AND FINISHED THE ONES HE CAN.
IT'S STUPID AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN WAITING FOREVER FOR THEM TO DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE.
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BUT NOW HE'S IN A WEIRD MANIC PHASE.
LIKE THEY'VE STARTED WORKING AGAIN AND IT'S KIND OF SHAKY JUST NOW BUT IT'S GETTING STRONGER THE MORE THEY GET BACK INTO IT BUT THE LITTLE ARC THEY HAVE GOING NOW IS A BIT MEANDERING IN AND OF ITSELF.
AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING NEW IN THE STORY AND REALLY, IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME.
BETWEEN THAT HE'S ALSO DRAWING EVERY LAST FUCKING THING.
LIKE I'M HEARING WHISPERS ABOUT THIS THING HE'S WORKING ON NOW.
HE'S BEEN SKETCHING NONSTOP FOR THE LAST FOUR HOURS.
HE'S BEEN SURFING A SITE ABOUT POLE DANCING AND SKETCHING.
I FEAR THE OUTCOME OF THIS.
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AT LEAST MEANDERING STORY LINES AND SHITTY DRAWINGS ARE BETTER THAN NOTHING.
LUCKILY MY MUN DOESN'T DRAW VERY OFTEN.
I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES.
MOSTLY BECAUSE HALF OF WHAT HE DRAWS IS SMUT.
HE'S SO DISGUSTING.
HE SAYS HE'S GLAD YOUR MUN IS FEELING A LITTLE BETTER THOUGH.
OKAY, THE POLE DANCING THING SOUNDS BAD.
BUT THERE ARE DEFINITELY WORSE THINGS HE COULD LOOK AT.
YOU WOULD NOT *BELIEVE* THE SHIT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IN THIS GUY'S HEAD.
ROBOT DICKS, TENTACLE DILDOS, AND BROTHELS, JUST TO NAME A FEW OF THE THINGS HE'S BEEN RESEARCHING LATELY.
THANKFULLY THOSE THINGS ARE ALL RELATED TO THREADS AND NOT ANYTHING HE'S ACTUALLY DRAWING.
IF HE EVER ATTEMPTS TO DRAW ANY OF THEM I'M GOING TO PULL MY GANDERBULBS OUT OF MY SOCKETS AND RUN AWAY SCREAMING.
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HONESTLY, THERE ARE SOME PRETTY FRIGHTENING THINGS IN THIS PAN TOO.
SCENARIOS THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION.
SOME INVOLVING ME, A LOT THAT DON'T
BUT I HEAR THINGS, MAN.
DISTURBING THINGS.
HE'S STARTING TO BACKSLIDE AGAIN THOUGH BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE HE LIVES WITH.
IT'S NOT SURPRISING, THESE PEOPLE ARE A LOAD OF CONDESCENDING BULGEBITING FUCKBAGS.
I JUST WISH THIS WASN'T A RECURRING THEME IN MUN'S LIFE.
HE JUST WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE.
Hang in there, man!
IF ANYTHING I GUESS WE CAN CONCLUDE THAT ALL MUNS ARE LEGITIMATELY AWFUL.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THE STUFF INVOLVING US.
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DELVE INTO OUR SEX LIVES?
I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS THIS IDIOT DID.
IT'S HORRIBLE.
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.
THE MUN IS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE HIS OWN PLACE, BUT THAT WASN'T ALWAYS THE CASE.
HE SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE LIVING WITH ASSHOLES.
I GUESS THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS FOR SOME HUMANS.
THEY GET STUCK IN THE SAME HIVE WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS AND IT MAKES THEM MISERABLE.
KIND OF LIKE WHEN I WAS ON THE METEOR I GUESS.
EXCEPT I ACTUALLY MISS SOME OF THOSE ASSHOLES.
I DON'T THINK THE MUN MISSES ANY OF THE OTHER HUMANS HE USED TO LIVE WITH.
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HE DID HAVE A CHANCE TO MOVE OUT, BUT THAT FELL FLAT WITHIN TWO WEEKS BECAUSE OF CIRCUMSTANCES HE REALLY COULDN'T CONTROL.
HE WON'T STOP BEATING HIMSELF UP OVER IT EITHER EVEN THOUGH HE ACKNOWLEDGES THERE'S NOTHING HE REALLY COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY.
WELL, WHATEVER THE OUTCOME THE BEST ANYONE CAN DO NOW IS KEEP GOING AND FIND SOME WAY TO STAY SANE.
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THAT WILL LAST WITH THIS NEW PROJECT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING WITH ALL OF THIS AND IT'S GETTING WAY OUT OF HAND.
AT LEAST I'M NOT GOING TO BE HANGING ONTO A POLE FOR DEAR LIFE.
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WHY DON'T THEY JUST BUILD THEIR OWN HIVES WHEN THEY'RE YOUNG AND STAY IN THEM?
I GUESS THEY DON'T HAVE DRONES TO HELP THEM BUILD THINGS.
IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN HAVING TO LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER SHITHEADS THOUGH.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THEY MAKE EVERYTHING TEN TIMES MORE DIFFICULT FOR THEMSELVES THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.
STAYING SANE CAN BE HARD SOMETIMES.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.
I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU WON'T BE THE ONE POLE DANCING
BUT THAT MAKES ME WONDER WHO WILL.
IT ISN'T DAVE, IS IT?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
THE POLE DANCING IDEA IS PRETTY MESSED UP TO BEGIN WITH
BUT AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY THIS
HE'D PROBABLY BE GOOD AT IT.
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I MEAN FUCKING CHRIST, ALL OF THE BETA TROLLS INCLUDING ME ARE IN IT.
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
HE'S PUTTING WAY TOO MUCH TIME AN ENERGY INTO THIS PROJECT AND HE ALREADY HAS FOUR OF THEM FINISHED.
HE ACTUALLY FINISHED THIS ONE BEFORE ALL OF THAT JUST TO TEST THE ART STYLE.
I MEAN YEAH, IT LOOKS NICE AND EVERYTHING
BUT STILL.
WHY PUT US ON A STRIPPER'S POLE TO BEGIN WITH?
HONESTLY, WE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CIRCUS ACT.
HUMANS AREN'T CAPABLE OF BUILDING ANYTHING BUT WOBBLY TOWERS OF BLOCKS WHEN THEY'RE THE SAME AGE WE ARE WHILE WE BUILD OUR HIVES.
THEY DON'T HAVE DRONES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
THEY'RE FUCKING HELPLESS WRIGGLERS FROM BIRTH UP UNTIL THEY'RE LIKE THREE SWEEPS OLD.
THEY NEED TO RELY ON EACHOTHER OR ELSE THEY WOULD HAVE DIED OUT BEFORE THEY EVOLVED ENOUGH TO INVENT ANYTHING.
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I MEAN, THE ART IS GOOD
BUT THE CONCEPT
IT BURNS.
I NEVER WANTED TO WATCH THOSE ASSHOLES POLE DANCE BUT NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT.
LOOK AT ERIDAN UP THERE POSING LIKE HE'S THE HOTTEST SHIT.
ACCURATE.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT'S UNREALISTIC.
POLES CAN'T EVEN BE THAT TALL, CAN THEY?
HALF OF THOSE ASSHOLES CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE POLE DANCE.
TAVROS SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR A POLE. EVER.
MY THINKPAN HURTS JUST PONDERING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ACTUALLY ATTEMPTED THIS.
WHAT IF GAMZEE LOST HIS GRIP AND EVERYONE UNDER HIM CAME CRASHING DOWN ON ME?
FUCK.
I THINK WE NEED TO STOP AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT JADE LOOKS PRETTY DAMN GOOD THOUGH.
SHE'S A NATURAL ON THAT THING.
WHICH I GUESS MAKES SENSE SINCE IT MUST BE A WHOLE LOT EASIER THAN SHRINKING AND ENLARGING PLANETS OR WHATEVER.
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IF ANYONE FELL I'D BE DEAD.
SOMEHOW I DOUBT EQUIUS WOULD BE ABLE TO HOLD UP THE HIGHBLOODS LONG ENOUGH TO LET EVERYONE ELSE CLIMB DOWN.
BUT NO, I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOOL DO HIS RESEARCH ON POLE DANCING AND I DOUBT EVEN HALF OF THESE JACKASSES COULD PULL THIS OFF.
ERIDAN WOULD FUCKING OWN IT LIKE THE DIVA HE IS.
MAYBE KANAYA BECAUSE I HONESTLY THINK SHE'D BE ABLE TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING SHE PUT HER MIND TO.
EQUIUS MAYBE AS A STRENGTH TRAINING THING, EXCEPT HE WOULD HAVE TO FIND A POLE MADE OUT OF FUCKING TITANIUM OR SOMETHING
AND EVEN THEN I DOUBT IT WOULD SURVIVE HIS FIRST TRY.
OTHER THAN THAT, NO.
CAN YOU IMAGINE TAVROS TRYING TO SPIN THOUGH?
ALL ANYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR IS HIS LEGS SCRAPING ON THE POLE AND THROWING SPARKS.
THIS WHOLE THING IS AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.
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BUT THAT WOULD ONLY INVITE HIM TO PUT ME ON THE POLE TOO.
I ALREADY KNOW HOW MUNS WORK.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE EQUIUS COULD POLE DANCE.
IF IT WEREN'T MADE OF TITANIUM HE'D PROBABLY BEND THE POLE TO SHIT.
I COULD SEE KANAYA DOING IT THOUGH.
AND MAYBE SOME OF THE OTHERS.
SOLLUX COULD FLOAT AROUND WITH HIS PSIIONICS LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.
NOT THAT HE'D EVEN NEED THEM.
HE'S PRETTY LIMBER ANYWAY.
AS FOR TAVROS, YEAH.
EITHER HIS LEGS, HIS HORNS, OR SOME OTHER PART OF HIS BODY WOULD END UP SCRAPING THE POLE AND HE'D FALL DOWN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE GOT UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IF ANYONE LOST THEIR GRIP WE'D BE SO FUCKED.
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OTHERWISE, NO.
DON'T TEMPT HIM, HE MIGHT GET THE IDEA TO PUT US BOTH ON THE POLE IN A DOUBLE POSE.
HE WOULD, TOO.
HE'S JUST THAT BORED RIGHT NOW.
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OKAY, FIRST OF ALL DUALITY IS SOLLUX'S THING, NOT MINE.
IF YOUR MUN IS THAT BORED THEN I WILL DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NOT BORED.
HE CAN HAVE WHATEVER THREADS HE WANTS WITH ME, OR ANY OF THE MUN'S OTHER MUSES FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL EVEN POLISH MY OWN HEAVING BONE BULGE IF THAT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
JUST TELL HIM NOT TO DRAW ANYTHING.