So many PSLs~

[chronologicalpulse]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
A TRIED AND TRUE FUCKING WASTE OF BRAIN MATTER.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR BETA READERS?
WHY THE EVER GRACEFULLY SOARING *FUCK* WOULD ANYONE *WANT* TO READ THAT SHIT?
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND JUST
STOP.
FUCKING STOP.
AND ACTUALLY FUCKING FINISH *ONE GODDAMN STORYLINE* BEFORE YOU GO LOOKING AT MORE.
I SEE THE TWO OF YOU PLOTTING SOME DRIVEL ABOUT FISH.
NOBODY WOULD WANT TO READ THAT EITHER.
WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE ONE SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOUR IDEAS ABOUT OUR POST-GAME?
AND PEOPLE SHOULD *NOT* HAVE THAT MUCH DETAIL ON MY PRIVATE LIFE.
NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT KINKS THAT ANYONE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE.
STOP THAT.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF MY FUCKING SANITY WOULD YOU *PLEASE* STOP MOPING?
I MEAN YES, I KNOW WHAT DEPRESSION FUCKING FEELS LIKE BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING YOURSELF ANY FAVORS BY EXACERBATING IT LOOKING FOR SAD THINGS TO READ OR LISTEN TO.
I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE HEARD THAT WHITLEY SONG FIFTEEN BILLION TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK.

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[malignantrage]

WOW. I DON'T THINK THERE ARE WORDS FOR HOW AWFUL THAT IS.
I MEAN, THE ART IS GOOD
BUT THE CONCEPT
IT BURNS.
I NEVER WANTED TO WATCH THOSE ASSHOLES POLE DANCE BUT NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT.
LOOK AT ERIDAN UP THERE POSING LIKE HE'S THE HOTTEST SHIT.
ACCURATE.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT'S UNREALISTIC.
POLES CAN'T EVEN BE THAT TALL, CAN THEY?
HALF OF THOSE ASSHOLES CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE POLE DANCE.
TAVROS SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR A POLE. EVER.
MY THINKPAN HURTS JUST PONDERING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ACTUALLY ATTEMPTED THIS.
WHAT IF GAMZEE LOST HIS GRIP AND EVERYONE UNDER HIM CAME CRASHING DOWN ON ME?
FUCK.

I THINK WE NEED TO STOP AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT JADE LOOKS PRETTY DAMN GOOD THOUGH.
SHE'S A NATURAL ON THAT THING.
WHICH I GUESS MAKES SENSE SINCE IT MUST BE A WHOLE LOT EASIER THAN SHRINKING AND ENLARGING PLANETS OR WHATEVER.

[chronologicalpulse]

I HAD THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT BEFORE THE SKETCHES THEMSELVES WERE FINISHED.
IF ANYONE FELL I'D BE DEAD.
SOMEHOW I DOUBT EQUIUS WOULD BE ABLE TO HOLD UP THE HIGHBLOODS LONG ENOUGH TO LET EVERYONE ELSE CLIMB DOWN.
BUT NO, I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOOL DO HIS RESEARCH ON POLE DANCING AND I DOUBT EVEN HALF OF THESE JACKASSES COULD PULL THIS OFF.
ERIDAN WOULD FUCKING OWN IT LIKE THE DIVA HE IS.
MAYBE KANAYA BECAUSE I HONESTLY THINK SHE'D BE ABLE TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING SHE PUT HER MIND TO.
EQUIUS MAYBE AS A STRENGTH TRAINING THING, EXCEPT HE WOULD HAVE TO FIND A POLE MADE OUT OF FUCKING TITANIUM OR SOMETHING
AND EVEN THEN I DOUBT IT WOULD SURVIVE HIS FIRST TRY.
OTHER THAN THAT, NO.
CAN YOU IMAGINE TAVROS TRYING TO SPIN THOUGH?
ALL ANYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR IS HIS LEGS SCRAPING ON THE POLE AND THROWING SPARKS.
THIS WHOLE THING IS AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.

[malignantrage]

I WAS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING LEFT AT THE VERY BOTTOM
BUT THAT WOULD ONLY INVITE HIM TO PUT ME ON THE POLE TOO.
I ALREADY KNOW HOW MUNS WORK.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE EQUIUS COULD POLE DANCE.
IF IT WEREN'T MADE OF TITANIUM HE'D PROBABLY BEND THE POLE TO SHIT.
I COULD SEE KANAYA DOING IT THOUGH.
AND MAYBE SOME OF THE OTHERS.
SOLLUX COULD FLOAT AROUND WITH HIS PSIIONICS LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.
NOT THAT HE'D EVEN NEED THEM.
HE'S PRETTY LIMBER ANYWAY.
AS FOR TAVROS, YEAH.
EITHER HIS LEGS, HIS HORNS, OR SOME OTHER PART OF HIS BODY WOULD END UP SCRAPING THE POLE AND HE'D FALL DOWN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE GOT UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IF ANYONE LOST THEIR GRIP WE'D BE SO FUCKED.

[chronologicalpulse]

THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK FOR TAVROS IS A SHITLOAD OF UPPER BODY STRENGTH.
OTHERWISE, NO.
DON'T TEMPT HIM, HE MIGHT GET THE IDEA TO PUT US BOTH ON THE POLE IN A DOUBLE POSE.
HE WOULD, TOO.
HE'S JUST THAT BORED RIGHT NOW.

[malignantrage]

OH FUCK NO.
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL DUALITY IS SOLLUX'S THING, NOT MINE.
IF YOUR MUN IS THAT BORED THEN I WILL DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NOT BORED.
HE CAN HAVE WHATEVER THREADS HE WANTS WITH ME, OR ANY OF THE MUN'S OTHER MUSES FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL EVEN POLISH MY OWN HEAVING BONE BULGE IF THAT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
JUST TELL HIM NOT TO DRAW ANYTHING.