So many PSLs~

[chronologicalpulse]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
A TRIED AND TRUE FUCKING WASTE OF BRAIN MATTER.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR BETA READERS?
WHY THE EVER GRACEFULLY SOARING *FUCK* WOULD ANYONE *WANT* TO READ THAT SHIT?
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND JUST
STOP.
FUCKING STOP.
AND ACTUALLY FUCKING FINISH *ONE GODDAMN STORYLINE* BEFORE YOU GO LOOKING AT MORE.
I SEE THE TWO OF YOU PLOTTING SOME DRIVEL ABOUT FISH.
NOBODY WOULD WANT TO READ THAT EITHER.
WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE ONE SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOUR IDEAS ABOUT OUR POST-GAME?
AND PEOPLE SHOULD *NOT* HAVE THAT MUCH DETAIL ON MY PRIVATE LIFE.
NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT KINKS THAT ANYONE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE.
STOP THAT.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF MY FUCKING SANITY WOULD YOU *PLEASE* STOP MOPING?
I MEAN YES, I KNOW WHAT DEPRESSION FUCKING FEELS LIKE BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING YOURSELF ANY FAVORS BY EXACERBATING IT LOOKING FOR SAD THINGS TO READ OR LISTEN TO.
I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE HEARD THAT WHITLEY SONG FIFTEEN BILLION TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK.

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[malignantrage]

OH FUCK NO.
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL DUALITY IS SOLLUX'S THING, NOT MINE.
IF YOUR MUN IS THAT BORED THEN I WILL DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NOT BORED.
HE CAN HAVE WHATEVER THREADS HE WANTS WITH ME, OR ANY OF THE MUN'S OTHER MUSES FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL EVEN POLISH MY OWN HEAVING BONE BULGE IF THAT MAKES HIM HAPPY.
JUST TELL HIM NOT TO DRAW ANYTHING.