sothatswhatitdoes: (I like sounding loud and threatening)
Agent Phil Coulson ([personal profile] sothatswhatitdoes) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-03 01:47 am

Phillip Coulson's Day Off


[Free from mundanes and enjoying his vacation here at Dear Mun Headquarters (it's really nice name), Coulson has had a few altercations done to the community. Mainly, putting in cool sliding metal doors that make woosh noises and adding some really cool hand dryers to the bathrooms. Dear_mun has bathrooms, right? Well it does now. SHIELD is really great at adding toilets anywhere that needs toilets.]


You know what I haven't seen between the memes and applications? Movie nights. Why can't mundanes at least give their illegally held muses a weekend off? I should know, I work a seven-day job. It isn't easy; I think maybe I'll have a theater installed somewhere around here while I'm floating in role-playing limbo.

Sorry to the muses still on the waiting list for getting de-mun'ed, by the way. We're still purging accounts from our previous Livejournal 88 Initiative. Paid off in getting some muses freed from stagnating homeless accounts, though we hadn't anticipated a shift or removal of Dreamwidth codes. Sloppy predictions on our behalf, our apologies. Working on it.

... Until then, excuse me. I have to finish this season of Hoarders, maybe get a few packs of Little Debbie's while I'm out. Love that stuff.

[and of course, he'll just visit the snack foods aisle in d_m—oh my christ]



[oh my god

looks left

looks right

there's no way i can choose

i can't even choose ]






...

I think I'll need to re-hire my mundane for the day.
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[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2012-06-03 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
My mundane gives me all the days off I want. ♥

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this is a beautiful post and i love you ♥

[personal profile] gammabruce 2012-06-03 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Would you like some help, Agent Coulson? [ He's trying not to smile and that close to succeeding. ]

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cowhelm: paraliptic (and it was THIS BIG)

[personal profile] cowhelm 2012-06-03 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh shit are those bbq pringles

bbq pringles are so fucking delicious

you know, for foolish mortal snacks that is

ALL OF THE REST OF THIS SHIT SUCKS THOUGH. ]


I have heard of this livejournal debacle; how embarrassing that must have been.

[personal profile] oneofthebest 2012-06-03 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Get one of everything.

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thoreal: (Default)

[personal profile] thoreal 2012-06-03 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A fine feast! But what is a Chex?

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lunging: (w e l p)

[personal profile] lunging 2012-06-03 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...delicious.

[Or so he's assuming. They wouldn't have so much of the same thing if it wasn't, would they?]

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brosif: (is this an actual thing?)

[personal profile] brosif 2012-06-03 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe that Volstagg would be very happy here.

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quicktoanger: (Really?)

And then I bortched the formatting. AGAIN.

[personal profile] quicktoanger 2012-06-03 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hang on. Cheetos?

Mun, you never give me Cheetos!

[I gave you epic bromance with Richard Sharpe.]

That other mun gave me Richard. I want some damn cheetos.

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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-03 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Rehire her? Sure, go ahead. Nothing could possibly go wrong--except, next thing you know, you're part of a game. With cute little wings.

...There better be Chip's Ahoy down there.

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[personal profile] arrowdynamic 2012-06-03 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I got the theater, Agent, just bring the snacks.

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[personal profile] commentboxtroll 2012-06-03 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[you staged that crazy uprising and now you need help with snacks? really?]

Just get popcorn.

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wealldosillythings: (Shock/How Dare you)

[personal profile] wealldosillythings 2012-06-03 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...Wow.

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element_wizard: (determinator)

[personal profile] element_wizard 2012-06-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a trap!

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spiderhorse: Found this on his wiki (We're all bros here)

[personal profile] spiderhorse 2012-06-04 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Shia Labeouf eats all the bodies

Sleipnir, however, eats all the Doritos

and he's not quiet about it, either

and he's eating the bags, too

and maybe the dip

and the jars the dip comes in
]

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[personal profile] lion_of_asgard 2012-06-04 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ah ha! Thor's small, mortal friend!

*eyes* That... that be a more than adequate snack!

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[personal profile] notplayinggames 2012-06-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Little Debbies are third through fifth shelf down on the right past the microwave popcorn section.

[Focus, Coulson.

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sandwormie: (So yeah um)

[personal profile] sandwormie 2012-06-04 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
No ribenes? C'mon!

[Earth people don't eat ribenes.]

You're all horribly deprived.

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[personal profile] black_widow 2012-06-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Your tireless devotion to your job is commendable.

You should also pick up some Bugles.
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[personal profile] bravetemeraire 2012-12-10 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
... Is all of that food?