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dear_mun2012-06-03 01:47 am
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Phillip Coulson's Day Off
[Free from mundanes and enjoying his vacation here at Dear Mun Headquarters (it's really nice name), Coulson has had a few altercations done to the community. Mainly, putting in cool sliding metal doors that make woosh noises and adding some really cool hand dryers to the bathrooms. Dear_mun has bathrooms, right? Well it does now. SHIELD is really great at adding toilets anywhere that needs toilets.]
You know what I haven't seen between the memes and applications? Movie nights. Why can't mundanes at least give their illegally held muses a weekend off? I should know, I work a seven-day job. It isn't easy; I think maybe I'll have a theater installed somewhere around here while I'm floating in role-playing limbo.
Sorry to the muses still on the waiting list for getting de-mun'ed, by the way. We're still purging accounts from our previous Livejournal 88 Initiative. Paid off in getting some muses freed from stagnating homeless accounts, though we hadn't anticipated a shift or removal of Dreamwidth codes. Sloppy predictions on our behalf, our apologies. Working on it.
... Until then, excuse me. I have to finish this season of Hoarders, maybe get a few packs of Little Debbie's while I'm out. Love that stuff.
[and of course, he'll just visit the snack foods aisle in d_m—oh my christ]

[oh my god
looks left
looks right
there's no way i can choose
i can't even choose ]
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I think I'll need to re-hire my mundane for the day.
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this is a beautiful post and i love you ♥
oh thank you ///
He's still staring blankly at this awful scene.]
Why would they ever construct such an overwhelming aisle of snacks...
[THIS IS KARMA FOR INCARCERATING HIS MUNDANE.]
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bbq pringles are so fucking delicious
you know, for foolish mortal snacks that is
ALL OF THE REST OF THIS SHIT SUCKS THOUGH. ]
I have heard of this livejournal debacle; how embarrassing that must have been.
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and this is crazy
but here's casual conversation
so don't stab me maybe]
It was really a struggle, attempting to disassemble the role-playing community; we underestimated just how much time these guys had on their hands. Which is a lot.
ashlee look at you getting all of the tags
coulson is a pimpdaddy
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...
I could call in all of the Agent Bartons and Romanoffs for extra assistance.
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ALAS, my paid died. ignore the limitedness
15 icons is truly a disaster
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HOW CAN I HANDLE THIS MUCH STRESS
LOOK AT THIS AISLE]
A Chex is a breakfast food that is only acceptable with the honey flavor, is what. Though personally, most of the time when people eat it, it's nowhere near breakfast.
We have very unfortunate schedules at S.H.I.E.L.D.
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[Or so he's assuming. They wouldn't have so much of the same thing if it wasn't, would they?]
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That's not some creature in your world like Bulg...snipe? What was it called again?
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And then I bortched the formatting. AGAIN.
Mun, you never give me Cheetos!
[I gave you epic bromance with Richard Sharpe.]
That other mun gave me Richard. I want some damn cheetos.
no probs, brosef
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...There better be Chip's Ahoy down there.
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[I MADE A JOKE, see i joke a lot]
I can't say the little wings are very cute when you're the one with them.
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Just get popcorn.
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Sleipnir, however, eats all the Doritos
and he's not quiet about it, either
and he's eating the bags, too
and maybe the dip
and the jars the dip comes in]
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You again. Someone might have wanted to buy Cheetos today.
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*eyes* That... that be a more than adequate snack!
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I wouldn't eat all these, if I were you. It might give you an Asgardian heart attack.
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Can Asgardians have heart attacks?
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[Focus, Coulson.
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Now to figure out how long it will take by foot to reach the popcorn.
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[Earth people don't eat ribenes.]
You're all horribly deprived.
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You should also pick up some Bugles.
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Bugles? You know, I've never even tried Bugles. They were at the dollar store I dropped by in El Paso once.
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