Phillip Coulson's Day Off

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Free from mundanes and enjoying his vacation here at Dear Mun Headquarters (it's really nice name), Coulson has had a few altercations done to the community. Mainly, putting in cool sliding metal doors that make woosh noises and adding some really cool hand dryers to the bathrooms. Dear_mun has bathrooms, right? Well it does now. SHIELD is really great at adding toilets anywhere that needs toilets.]

You know what I haven't seen between the memes and applications? Movie nights. Why can't mundanes at least give their illegally held muses a weekend off? I should know, I work a seven-day job. It isn't easy; I think maybe I'll have a theater installed somewhere around here while I'm floating in role-playing limbo.

Sorry to the muses still on the waiting list for getting de-mun'ed, by the way. We're still purging accounts from our previous Livejournal 88 Initiative. Paid off in getting some muses freed from stagnating homeless accounts, though we hadn't anticipated a shift or removal of Dreamwidth codes. Sloppy predictions on our behalf, our apologies. Working on it.

... Until then, excuse me. I have to finish this season of Hoarders, maybe get a few packs of Little Debbie's while I'm out. Love that stuff.

[and of course, he'll just visit the snack foods aisle in d_m—oh my christ]



[oh my god

looks left

looks right

there's no way i can choose

i can't even choose ]





...

I think I'll need to re-hire my mundane for the day.

Comments

[alloys]

[YOU SO FUNNY, SON OF COUL.]

Better send out some reconnaissance agents out first. I'd hate for you to make the trip to get me some and end up empty-handed and seventy years old.

--And you're just jealous. Face it. You want a little pair of your own too. [Because everyone wants what he has yeaaaaah]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

I didn't say I'd get it for you, Mr. Stark.

Frankly, you and your tiny wings are on their own. I'm on vacation.

[alloys]

...But you will, right? I'll hold down the fort on this end. Here, we can make a trail of Doritos for you to follow on your way back.

[And by 'we' he means 'you'.]

And Coulson? I frankly don't think anywhere around here can be typified as a vacation. Just saying.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Unlikely. I'll just be doing all the work.

[See, he knows by now that fuck that.]

You just don't try hard enough. I've been to some really nice tropical locations by bypassing the RNG on meme communities. You should give it a try sometime.

[alloys]

To me--At this point? A vacation means being left alone. Which doesn't look like is happening anytime soon. So I may as well spent that time convincing you to go get some Chip's Ahoy.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

And how's that working out for you?