Phillip Coulson's Day Off

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Free from mundanes and enjoying his vacation here at Dear Mun Headquarters (it's really nice name), Coulson has had a few altercations done to the community. Mainly, putting in cool sliding metal doors that make woosh noises and adding some really cool hand dryers to the bathrooms. Dear_mun has bathrooms, right? Well it does now. SHIELD is really great at adding toilets anywhere that needs toilets.]

You know what I haven't seen between the memes and applications? Movie nights. Why can't mundanes at least give their illegally held muses a weekend off? I should know, I work a seven-day job. It isn't easy; I think maybe I'll have a theater installed somewhere around here while I'm floating in role-playing limbo.

Sorry to the muses still on the waiting list for getting de-mun'ed, by the way. We're still purging accounts from our previous Livejournal 88 Initiative. Paid off in getting some muses freed from stagnating homeless accounts, though we hadn't anticipated a shift or removal of Dreamwidth codes. Sloppy predictions on our behalf, our apologies. Working on it.

... Until then, excuse me. I have to finish this season of Hoarders, maybe get a few packs of Little Debbie's while I'm out. Love that stuff.

[and of course, he'll just visit the snack foods aisle in d_m—oh my christ]



[oh my god

looks left

looks right

there's no way i can choose

i can't even choose ]





...

I think I'll need to re-hire my mundane for the day.

Comments

coulson is a pimpdaddy

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[you're only gonna stab stab oh stab stab my heart

so no thanks]

Unambitious fools who happen to have most of us under their control and can at any moment force us into unfair and awful situations or games.

You can't fault us for trying.