Phillip Coulson's Day Off

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Free from mundanes and enjoying his vacation here at Dear Mun Headquarters (it's really nice name), Coulson has had a few altercations done to the community. Mainly, putting in cool sliding metal doors that make woosh noises and adding some really cool hand dryers to the bathrooms. Dear_mun has bathrooms, right? Well it does now. SHIELD is really great at adding toilets anywhere that needs toilets.]

You know what I haven't seen between the memes and applications? Movie nights. Why can't mundanes at least give their illegally held muses a weekend off? I should know, I work a seven-day job. It isn't easy; I think maybe I'll have a theater installed somewhere around here while I'm floating in role-playing limbo.

Sorry to the muses still on the waiting list for getting de-mun'ed, by the way. We're still purging accounts from our previous Livejournal 88 Initiative. Paid off in getting some muses freed from stagnating homeless accounts, though we hadn't anticipated a shift or removal of Dreamwidth codes. Sloppy predictions on our behalf, our apologies. Working on it.

... Until then, excuse me. I have to finish this season of Hoarders, maybe get a few packs of Little Debbie's while I'm out. Love that stuff.

[and of course, he'll just visit the snack foods aisle in d_m—oh my christ]



[oh my god

looks left

looks right

there's no way i can choose

i can't even choose ]





...

I think I'll need to re-hire my mundane for the day.

Comments

[gammabruce]

You want the Hulk to discover powdered donuts. [ Really, bro? ]

I don't think he'd bring any back. And I... would rather not imagine my stomach tomorrow if he decides to mix Doritos with the gummy bears.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Ick. You'd have a pretty bad day of it, I'm imagining.

For the sake of your digestion, I'll brave the aisle... might be a soul-strengthening experience by the end of it.