Phillip Coulson's Day Off

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Free from mundanes and enjoying his vacation here at Dear Mun Headquarters (it's really nice name), Coulson has had a few altercations done to the community. Mainly, putting in cool sliding metal doors that make woosh noises and adding some really cool hand dryers to the bathrooms. Dear_mun has bathrooms, right? Well it does now. SHIELD is really great at adding toilets anywhere that needs toilets.]

You know what I haven't seen between the memes and applications? Movie nights. Why can't mundanes at least give their illegally held muses a weekend off? I should know, I work a seven-day job. It isn't easy; I think maybe I'll have a theater installed somewhere around here while I'm floating in role-playing limbo.

Sorry to the muses still on the waiting list for getting de-mun'ed, by the way. We're still purging accounts from our previous Livejournal 88 Initiative. Paid off in getting some muses freed from stagnating homeless accounts, though we hadn't anticipated a shift or removal of Dreamwidth codes. Sloppy predictions on our behalf, our apologies. Working on it.

... Until then, excuse me. I have to finish this season of Hoarders, maybe get a few packs of Little Debbie's while I'm out. Love that stuff.

[and of course, he'll just visit the snack foods aisle in d_m—oh my christ]



[oh my god

looks left

looks right

there's no way i can choose

i can't even choose ]





...

I think I'll need to re-hire my mundane for the day.

Comments

ALAS, my paid died. ignore the limitedness

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Wouldn't you put together a high-powered team for the sake of easier snack runs? I know I would, Agent Barton. It makes my job a little funner.

15 icons is truly a disaster

[oneofthebest]

Well obviously I would, but that's me, I'm a little more surprised you got Fury to sign off on it. Unless he was clueless about it all, in which case you're sneakier than I thought.