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Possibly some castmates? Yay

Hey Mister Mun person! You said you found Church? That is so. Very. Awesome! I so want to see my bestest friend ever! I hope he's okay, because he always seems to be getting stuck in things that he doesn't belong in. I know he's a ghost and a AI thingie, but he needs to stop getting stuck in things!

You found them on a place called Plurk? Uh-oh. Make sure you take a bath afterwards. That is the sound that gross things make. Like ukeleles.

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He's not both of those things, Caboose. Just one of them.

[Because the difference between being a ghost and being an AI is always the most important point to fixate on. Obviously.]

That is just silly, Agent Washingtub. If he wasn't a ghost, he wouldn't keep coming back from the dead so much! It's so very obvious!

Except he never actually died. [Well. Except that one time with the EMP...]

He's only an AI. He always has been. Never a ghost.

But...but...I made a Control Eff You!

Even though that was totally Sheilas fault.

Yeah, but-- They weren't actual deaths, they were--

[A long pause, followed eventually by an exasperated sigh.]

Never mind. You said you found Church? You must be pretty thrilled.

I did! My mun found them using the thing that sounds gross and bathroom like!

I'm very glad I don't have to use it. I would have to wash my armor more often.

Yeah...

[Just. Gonna let that whole bathroom thing go.]

It can be a pretty good place to find people, if you're looking for them. My mun's found a few people for me that way, too. I'm glad you found him though, I know how much you've been missing him.

Yeah. Freckles is a great best friend, but I still need to train him to use the litterbox. And he keeps losing his hat. Church never lost a hat. And he was Bestest Friend first.

...Right. The litterbox. ...You know he doesn't actually need one of those, right? He's a robot. He doesn't have any bodily functions.

But yeah. I don't think Church would take too kindly to being replaced, anyway. [Even if he totally pretends like he doesn't care and like he'd rather Caboose's attentions were on a giant robot instead, Wash knows. Church cares on some level.] Better you keep him as your best friend.

Yeah...that would make sense. But I'm Captain now, too! That means I can have ALL the Best Friends I want!

Yay for Captaining!

...when do I get my shiny hat?

[Oh man, don't even remind him... STIFLING A SIGH.]

You don't get a hat for being Captain. Did you ever see me wearing one?

What the fuck mun? I don't want to...

*sighs* Caboose get the fuck away from me!

CHURCH!

CHURCH!

I promise that I will no longer blow you up! Even though you're an AI that can't really be blown up.

So I can keep my promises!

Oh you fucking bitch... [Longest suffering sigh]

...ugh...

CHURCH!

YAY!

I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

Are you an AI here? Or do you have a real person body? OOH! OOOH! If you're real, we can go GET TACOS!

I'm not a fuckin' AI dumbass, I'm a ghost.

grrnnn... Yes, I got a better robot body in Paradisa. No, we're not getting tacos.

[He still can't eat anything. Stupid otherwise awesomely kickass body.]

But...tacos are crunchy and tasty and Lopez is good ta making them!

A ghost...oh! You are the First Church! The one from Alpha and not Epsilon. That means...

*GASP!*

That means you don't remember any of the things I did to help you when you died! Like Sarge the Pirate!

[Blank stare]

[Longer stare]

[Even longer stare]

Caboose, what the fuck are you babbling about? No, you know what? I don't give a shit and I don't want to know.

Wouldn't make any sense anyway.

But...that is how it happened Church. You were a Ghost, then Agent Washington came and then the Meta, and then you died. But it wasn't like Sheila doing the shooting when you died the first time.

You were dead dead. But Epsilon, he's you now, he's your memory and he remembered how to be you! Which means I got to have my Best Friend back!

[...]

Yeah, ok Caboose... whatever.

[Maybe he'll just shut up now... aww who the fuck is he kidding, Caboose isn't going to shut up.]

You still lookin' for that asshole? I thought you got a new boyfriend or whatever.

Just because Freckles is my new bestest friend doesn't mean I can't have two!

Uh, yeah it does. You can't have two best friends, because then who's your best friend out of them?

But..if I keep Freckles around and then Church comes back...then I can have Freckles-Church! Church living in Freckles! And then I can have two bestest friends in one and then I won't have to worry about destroying him!

Dude, for the sake of everyone's lives and general well-being, do not, I repeat, do NOT put him in that thing.

But...then I would have a SUPER Bestest friend!

And even then, it's Church. He couldn't shoot us!

You still have bones, right? He could just step on you.

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Possibly some castmates? Yay

/plops on down in here because I can never resist Caboose

Oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!

helloooo! C:

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I couldn't resist, Church however is less than pleased.

This is why muses are awesome :D

Drags muse kicking and bitching into this because yay!

HEY I KNOW YOU!

XD

:D

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