voicetesting; crossposted to dear_player

[swordandshield]

Seriously?

You couldn't come up with anything better so you just repurposed an old journal and decided that was good enough for me? Well, it's not.

I am not honored and I am very disappointed. And this is not the start of a beautiful friendship.

I can't believe I'm stuck with this utter bullshit.

Can you please just go jump off a tall building and die already? It would save me a lot of trouble. Thanks.

[Meet the galaxy's best partner, people. Isn't he just the best?]

Oh, shut up.

Comments

[reconstructschaos]

I'm sorry your name wasn't even chosen with you in mind... but hand-me-downs aren't always so bad.

Besides, if you imagine being royalty, imagine having a handed-down name several generations old.

... my mundane seems entertained, despite never being a fan of Red VS Blue, she just has fond memories of a Caboose in one of her oldest games.

[swordandshield]

Yeah, no, totally hear what you're saying. But do I look like a guy that does hand-me-downs? No. The answer is no, I do not.

...royalty is so overrated. [Especially in this instance. That would suck. Of course, he does have a Biblical name so it's not much better. But that's what codenames are for.]

Fond memories? She needs to have her brain checked out. Nothing fond about that Bluetard.

[Oh, hush, Felix. We are all fond of Caboose out here. Get over it.]