On a reserve at DDD and, well, stuff O.O

[rainin_blk_ppl]

The hell you mean you gonna "dust me off?" Girl you make it sound like you gonna yank my ass outta the attic an' prop me up like some damn Christmas decoration or somethin'.

Jus' sit back, relax, maybe have a drink or eat some'a that chocolate you got layin' 'round... I got this. Naw, naw, don't you worry 'bout me. I'm a'ite. That's how I roll, remember? Get beat down, get right back up an' keep on goin'. This? This is nothin'.

'sides... I got bigger an' better things to look forward to, don'tcha think?

((ooc: I'll try to avoid spoilers for MIIIB but warning just in case :D))

Comments

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[He raises an eyebrow]

James Edwards doesn't exist. I'm Agent Jay and I can't help wondering how you... whoever or whatever you are... know all that?

[pause] And yeah... I have heard that, though I don't see it, myself.

[atomic_wrath]

[Why hello there, Agent Edwards. Here, have a Godzilla staring down at you.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[And have a very confused Agent staring right back. He blinks a few times before calling up at the big fella]

Can I see your license and registration?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Jay. Boo-boo. How is stuff?

[This is Scrad's most innocent face. It's possible he didn't do it. Charlie's most innocent face, on the other hand, is always guilty of at least a misdemeanor.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Oh joy]

Well if it isn't my favorite two headed felon.

[sweet_riiiiims]

The way the treat us we might as well be some kind of vintage ford left to rust.

[He is a master of car talk.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Whoa, hey, a talking car... thing... Hey. Ain't no thang. He just smirks]

I know, right? Man, we gotta get out an' ride once in a while.

[doesntdomuch]

[Join the club, Agent Jay.]

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[stares. What the hell are you, man?]

[viraltentacles]

[Head tilts.]

My mun seems to be a bit jealous that yours has spoilers from that particular movie.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Aw man, she saw it today an' couldn't wait t'put me out there again. Of course, who could blame her.

[justanothercop]

They all talk like that when they're looking to drop you into some fresh, new Hell.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Tell me about it, man. This place she's lookin' to send me ain't as bad as the last one, at least. 'least I don't gotta forget nothin' to get in.

/because one thread wasn't enough. I MISSED THEM OK

[olbustedhotness]

[just going to quietly side-eye you at that 'a'ite' comment. that's an awful lot to hear in one day, after all.]

Chocolate? Don't tell me you've got aftereffects, kid.

That makes two of us!

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[What? He's not gonna start baring his soul on a public forum....]

Aftereffects? Naw, but I gotta tell ya that was one've the weirdest effects I've ever had.

[esperchild]

...But you're too big to be decoration.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[He smiles charmingly]

Oh I dunno 'bout that. I been known to brighten up a room or two.

[gotoagent]

So, you're Agent J.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[His eyebrows shoot up]

Yeah. And you are?

[compromisedarrow]

Another agency, huh? I'm not surprised

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Another one? Boy if there another agency that does what we do I ain't never heard of it.

'sup.

[formerlyknownasjames]

...This is some next level shit.

[[ ooc: canon is MIB with MIIB backstory. HELLO FELLOW JAY ]]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Staaaeeer wut]

Aw hell no.