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dear_mun2013-04-07 10:05 am
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STOP EVERYTHING!!!!!
I, Nishikikouji Tohri, the Artist, have arrived! Bask in my artistic glow! Understand that regardless of your striving, you will never be as fabulous as me!
No "mundane" is so worthy as to play me. Though perhaps your plainness can better offset my glory. Yes, yes... you shall be the velvet backdrop against which my magnificent form shall glow! And congratulate yourself on choosing my name and not some ridiculous alias. I have pride in it. It is unique. Unforgettable. But of course some changes are necessary.
Only one icon? And a game still, at that! I demand you buy a paid account with five hundred. Money is nothing before Art. I will deign to help you sort through my human-shaped fanart for the most worthy pieces, and then! The great work of finding golden pheasants who resemble me! I am certain my unique features will not be forgotten, so I see no need to lower myself. You will do that, while I will apply myself to artistry.
[oh goodness golden pheasants look ridiculous.]
And one other thing. Imagining me atsavetheearth? Subjecting my person to an indignity such as hatching as a naked ape? Nonsense. Utter tripe. No garments can rightly approximate my glorious plumage, however valiant the attempt might be.
I, Nishikikouji Tohri, the Artist, have arrived! Bask in my artistic glow! Understand that regardless of your striving, you will never be as fabulous as me!
No "mundane" is so worthy as to play me. Though perhaps your plainness can better offset my glory. Yes, yes... you shall be the velvet backdrop against which my magnificent form shall glow! And congratulate yourself on choosing my name and not some ridiculous alias. I have pride in it. It is unique. Unforgettable. But of course some changes are necessary.
Only one icon? And a game still, at that! I demand you buy a paid account with five hundred. Money is nothing before Art. I will deign to help you sort through my human-shaped fanart for the most worthy pieces, and then! The great work of finding golden pheasants who resemble me! I am certain my unique features will not be forgotten, so I see no need to lower myself. You will do that, while I will apply myself to artistry.
[oh goodness golden pheasants look ridiculous.]
![golden pheasants look ridiculous.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nvirkyXe1r1gme9o1_1280.jpg){kind=link}
And one other thing. Imagining me at
savetheearth? Subjecting my person to an indignity such as hatching as a naked ape? Nonsense. Utter tripe. No garments can rightly approximate my glorious plumage, however valiant the attempt might be.