New Muse in Need of Home.

[doctorfatbird]

[That's right everyone, this one's not a human. It's a 5 foot pigeon, with a bad wing- not that the wing's terribly injured visibly, of course.]

Ohohoho, you finally decided you cannot resist me, haven't you? Excellent. The sooner we learn to work together, the more time I have to get away from those other idiots rattling around in your strange human cranial cavity. Such a company... So many strange humans, hohoho. But not a one for... science.