dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: generation kill

Uh, do you even know how many years behind you are? I mean, holmes, you really missed the bandwagon on this one. Like, you missed it by so much, I'm not even sure you must've been sentient for the whole freakin' invasion. It's 2015. Get with the times. The war's old news.

You know what's good, modern news? It's this: the fuckin' '90s are back, baby! Woo! Fuckin' Jurassic World all up in here, Star Wars, Ghostbusters! I mean, can you believe it? Kids the world over are gonna be growin' up scared of motherfucking dinosaurs all over again, and they're gonna be jerking it to some quality space bikinis. And there are going to be space bikinis. Makes me almost wanna' cry. God bless America.

So, uh, yeah. Go enjoy the revival. Loads better than gawkin' at marines, ain't it? Unless the idea is to get me involved in some Jurassic Park or Star Wars shit, and then I'm in. So in. Ooh, baby. Couldn't stop me even if you tried.

franklyspeaking

Assuming I can take my username as read, sir... [And you can tell how he dislikes to use "sir" in this instance.] ...I'd like to point out the sheer pointlessness of all of this.

Just want it on record. I don't approve.

makedo

I appreciate a good recon mission, but don't you think space is a little far-fetched? Did you hit your head or catch some terminal disease that's messing with your brain, or are you really that retarded?

[ If he were anyone else, he might sound resigned. ]

We've been over this. You're a fucking civilian. You've no idea what you're talking about.

anticoulson

Sir? There a reason you brought me here?

Listen, I don't have time for this, so if we could just get this over with? I don't want to spend too much time talking with civilians.

beaverhunt

So, uh... What exactly are you planning on doing with me? I'm a reporter. I report on stuff... There's nothing here to report on, unless you want me to write about how cramped it is in here. Don't think my editor is going to go for that.

Oh, and thanks for the username. Really. [Hear that sarcasm, there]

makedo

It isn't any wonder you're worried about my voice, ma'am. You watched the show a few times and read Rolling Stones' book, but you're a wine-sipping, tree-loving, pacifist, civilian college girl who thinks country music isn't all that bad and who'd probably vote Democrats. And, ma'am, you're not even American.

This can only end in disaster unrivalled by anything but the clusterfuck that was OIF. You should quit while you're still ahead.

( ooc; canon is Generation Kill. )

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: generation kill

voicetesting

sob I am so easy...

on the pending app at ataraxion

I am so easily enabled... sob.

Reporter is confused...

homeless and probably going to stay that way /o\

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