Reporter is confused...

[beaverhunt]

So, uh... What exactly are you planning on doing with me? I'm a reporter. I report on stuff... There's nothing here to report on, unless you want me to write about how cramped it is in here. Don't think my editor is going to go for that.

Oh, and thanks for the username. Really. [Hear that sarcasm, there]

Comments

[housewife_samurai]

There are worse usernames you could have received.

[beaverhunt]

Maybe. Mun wanted another one, but it was taken.

Still doesn't make it any better.

[housewife_samurai]

However embarrassing it might be, at least it's unlikely to cause others to confuse you with a woman.

[beaverhunt]

That's a point.

[It's not like he's embarrassed.]

So, what's the story behind that?

[housewife_samurai]

A single joke made by the focus of my mission and perpetuated by a certain website.

[beaverhunt]

At least yours doesn't make you sound Canadian, or perverted.

[makedo]

Don't go spreading your venereal lies about us.

[beaverhunt]

You assume I write lies.

[makedo]

You write for Rolling Stone. ( oh reporter. he's only mocking you. )

[beaverhunt]

Yeah, yeah. Liberal agenda.

Don't worry, I'm skipping over all the baby-murdering you guys did.

[makedo]

Wouldn't want to shock your larger audience of wine-sipping communist dicksucks? Very thoughtful.

[beaverhunt]

You know how it is. Keep the public happy.

[assuredofthis]

Reporter.

[ A pleasant, if not confused nod in greeting. ] The transition back into civilian life's treating you well, I see.

[beaverhunt]

Lieutenant.

[A smile and nod back.] I'd be coping a lot better if I hadn't been dragged here. [At least the company's good.]

[godfatheractual]

I'm of the opinion that these muns, they really don't know what they're doing. They just... have a habit of going with their gut, and not planning things out.

Nice username by the way.

[beaverhunt]

Definitely seems that way to me. Maybe an exposé on how people aren't thinking anymore would be an idea.

[INWARD GROAN]

Thank you, sir. You can thank my mun's friend, he wanted something worse.

[godfatheractual]

Might be worth a shot.

[He looks vaguely amused.]

I guess I got lucky, mine was trying to be respectful.

[beaverhunt]

Yeah, well, I'm the war scribe. Respect is a luxury, sir.

[godfatheractual]

You seem to have done a decent job of it so far.

[beaverhunt]

It's all a case of not getting offended.

[Because if he got offended by jabs like 'liberal dicksuck', it would get worse.]

LATEST EVER and with a different account than i planned on throwing at you, but whatevs c:

[exemption]

[ Walt's got a mildly amused smirk on his face. ] It could be worse, reporter.

I will accept any and all tags. :|

[beaverhunt]

I suppose. Feel like giving me an example?

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[exemption]

My girl's got someone with canine crotch as theirs, I shit you not. [ It's something one of the other characters called the guy, but it's worse than beaver hunt, in Walt's opinion. ]

[beaverhunt]

[Evan's just going to open his mouth, gape for a second, before closing it.]

Yeah... Yup. That has me beat.

[exemption]

[ Walt grins a little. ] Told you.