Homeless forever, clearly.

[masseuse]

Wow, okay, I don't know what "for the lulz" means, but it sounds like a bad idea.

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[chaoticshambles]

I dunno, as good a reason as any.

[masseuse]

Are you "for the lulz", too?

[chaoticshambles]

No, I'm 'to make people poop themselves' apparently, but I got no idea how I'm supposed to do that.

[masseuse]

Huh, weird.

[chaoticshambles]

I know, right? I mean, I like a horror film and all but I ain't gonna aim to scare people.

[masseuse]

This whole thing is really strange, I guess.

[chaoticshambles]

Yeah. Ain't everyday you find out you're fictional, huh?

[masseuse]

Oh, that part isn't really weird.

[chaoticshambles]

So...what is the weird part?

[masseuse]

"For the lulz". I'm still not sure what that means.

The fictional thing is fine. I mean, come on, think of all the people who are fictional to us.

[chaoticshambles]

It means 'for a laugh.' Anyway, think about it, all those fictional people are just as real as you. Might meet some.

[masseuse]

Ohhhhhh.

Okay, that's sort of rude.

Yeah-- Oh! What if I meet Joey's character? That would be so crazy!

Have fun

[thisisthriller]

It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil's Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're Paralyzed~

[somanylyrics]

I think it means for the ladies. Like...slang.


...maybe.

[masseuse]

I'm for the ladies, maybe?

[somanylyrics]

You could be. I am half the time. Maybe not exactly half, I don't know yet.

[masseuse]

Oh, oh, I get it. Yeah, been there, done that.

[somanylyrics]

So see? It's not a bad idea. A bad idea would be like...stealing all of your little sister's trick-or-treat candy and eating it in one night.

[masseuse]

I don't know, that sounds kind of fun. Like... What if your sister deserved it?

[somanylyrics]

She did, but it made my tummy hurt a lot and then Lord Tubbington laughed at me when I asked him to get me some Tums. I think he had big Halloween plans.

[masseuse]

Wow, that was rude of Lord Tubbington.

Who's Lord Tubbington?

[somanylyrics]

He's my cat.

[masseuse]

Oh, I had a cat once! But it wasn't really a cat. It was my mom.

[somanylyrics]

Your mom is a cat?! That's so cool! Are you part cat?

[masseuse]

Oh, no! Her spirit was in the cat.

[somanylyrics]

How do you get your spirit into a cat?

[masseuse]

I'm not totally sure.

[somanylyrics]

I hope she wasn't in a gang when she was a cat. Cat gangs are getting really out of control right now. I had to have an intervention with Lord Tubbington.