About the Fairly Odd Christmas Movie: possible spoilers

[crackpotcrocker]

That was certainly interesting...

Take your time on your final evaluation. ^{Not as if I'm grading you.} Oh, wait! I am!

Comments

[highclassgal]

Who are you talking to, mister? You're not MY teacher!

[crackpotcrocker]

Yay! I got someone to cry without trying.

I was talking to my - MUN!

Waiting for them to gather their final thoughts on a so called Christmas special they saw myself in. ^{Though they still think it's still to early to be watching Christmas specials.} But that's besides the point.

Speaking of which, if I where your teacher. I'd give you an F!

[highclassgal]

Who's crying? Not me. I'm just weirded the Hell out by you!

But if you're grading your Mun, then that makes a little more sense. I'm okay with that, Mr. Teach.

[crackpotcrocker]

Darn! Where am I going to find tears now to sell on the internet?

Well...Yeah, you and everyone else. But that's besides the point.

[highclassgal]

You can't sell tears on the internet, sir. That would be impossible. If it is possible in your canon, then it's a weird world you're living in, mister!

What gives you the right to grade everyone else, hmmmm?

[crackpotcrocker]

There things in my so called canon that people may find more bizarre. Such as genies, elves, Santa, gingerbread people, flying reindeer and - FAIRIES!

I'm certificated to teach?

[highclassgal]

At least those things supposedly exist in other canons. I've never heard of the whole 'selling tears online' thing being done anywhere.

Certified to teach a class? Or certified to teach anyone?

[crackpotcrocker]

Have to make money somehow. Teacher's salary isn't cutting it.

YES! I am! After all I do have - TENTURE! ^{Although somehow I'm not certifiably insane...} Which I also am and proud of it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[highclassgal]

Can't imagine what that's like, I'm afraid.

Fine, you can teach whoever you want. Doesn't mean they're going to listen.

[crackpotcrocker]

Your job?

Yes, I'm well aware of that. My class doesn't listen to my lectures and when I start a psychotic rant they just laugh at me!

Well, they're learn. One day soon, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker WILL CAPTURE TURNER'S FAIRIES AND RULE THE WORLD!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

..... [Groans]

Then we'll see who has the last laugh.

[highclassgal]

Having to make money. I'm what you'd call "loaded".

[Louise was just staring blankly as Crocker was raving like a lunatic about fairies and world domination.]

Uh, well...if you go on rants that are self-described as "psychotic" in class, then did you ever think that maybe you're not as cut out for the job as you seem to think you are?

[crackpotcrocker]

[Grumble]

That's besides the point! The point of me teaching wasn't anything about molding young minds.

Though that is a plus.

No! I got that job after... After -

STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

[highclassgal]

[She wasn't laughing at you until now!]

[crackpotcrocker]

[He plugs his ears and squims] STOP IT! STOP IT! [He was very obviously hearing the laughter in his head at least before she started laughing]

[highclassgal]

Okay, okay! [It's not polite to laugh at the mentally ill, Louise]

[crackpotcrocker]

.....


Are you done?

[highclassgal]

Uh-huh.

Loving your moment of lysdexia. Totally a typo I would make. Also, Crocker = <3

[qaunak]

Evaluation? Are you a teacher of some kind?

Noatak ;3; so awesome

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, why?

Ever notice villains in the Avatarverse always have good moms?

[qaunak]

I just didn't know a muse could give a mun a test. I suppose you must be an exception. What is it you teach?

The ones that are present at least

[crackpotcrocker]

Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, English.

It's not that kind of test. More of test of my mun making the right decision.

True, but still, Daddy Issues crop up a lot compared to Mommy Issues.

[qaunak]

How do you test your mun making the right decision, sir?

They wouldnt be real if there wheren't any of those issues

[crackpotcrocker]

By a little test my mun likes to call - FLANDERIZATION!

But is the Daddy to Mommy Issues ratio really that skewed in real life?

[qaunak]

...what does that mean, exactly?

Who knows

[crackpotcrocker]

You ask a lot of questions. It means whether or not they think there's damage on my 'character'

[assholekinesis]

You're grading opinions?

[crackpotcrocker]

That's just a plain silly question. YES!