springlocking: (that's just dumb)
[personal profile] springlocking
....You were thinking about throwing me in a horror game after everything that happened?

Look. If you're going to throw me anywhere, then - then no horror games, okay? That's just tacky. And please don't try and find canonmates, as it were...especially not that one. The other muses you've got tipped me off about what you're really like, you dirtbag.

[Erk.]

Still...it'd be nice to go someplace, you know? So I hope this works out.
crutchety: (the devil; already he knows me so well)
[personal profile] crutchety
Oh, yeah. That's the word I'd use for it. Happy. I'm just a barrel of laughs over here.

Do me a solid and beat it, would you? I've got enough on my plate as it is right now without dealing with you.

[ actually since you're literally homeless you probably don't have much on your plate at all, right? ]

Hilarious.
drforehead: (Default)
[personal profile] drforehead
Like hell you can talk me into this. I have enough to keep me busy these days. I'd really rather not get stuck in another hellhole with a ragtag group of misfits, thanks very much. I have more than enough of that back in the station.

And it's not like I can exactly take any time OFF right now. I have an infirmary to run, a colleague to keep sober, an alleged terrorist to keep hidden...



...a potential intergalactic conspiracy to over throw...



So yeah. I'm fine. Don't hit yourself with the door on the way out.










Okay, what exactly do you mean by 'don't exactly have a choice in the matter'?




Oh for fuck's sake-
guntlets: (pic#7052057)
[personal profile] guntlets
Welp~ [Someone looks proud of herself.] Now you know, Mun.

Never. Call Me. Fat.

[Yang, you scary...]
brasskicking: (he had a boogie style)
[personal profile] brasskicking
Y'know, it's one thing to "never miss a beat", and another thing altogether to "jump the gun". Get what I'm saying?

... Yeah, I thought so. You just don't really care, huh? Hey, man, whatever. Do your thing. I mean, I'd be lying to say I'm not at least a little curious where this is all headed. Could be nothing, or it could get pretty wild.

Up to you, now.

Showtime.
subparkour: (it's always time to diddle)
[personal profile] subparkour
Aw, c'mon. You're really gonna make me do this sappy junk? Can't I just be thankful for stuff and, like, not publicize it?

No?

Well, fuck.

Fine, fine. I'm thankful for a bunch of stuff, okay? Like Hilda, and all the cool stuff she made. And Rusty, the most resourceful hobo I ever met. Heck, now that Mogar isn't trying to punch our faces off even he's pretty cool.

... Obviously Vav. Like, super obviously. I'd nowhere and no one if I hadn't met him, you know? Even if he did sort of let me fall in lava that one time. Whatever, I'm over it.

Okay? Happy? Can I stop now? Christ.

... Oh, and some of the people around here are kind of cool too, I guess. But more importantly, everyone better be thankful for me.

You're all welcome, citizens.
shining_beacon: (Knowledge can only carry you so far...)
[personal profile] shining_beacon
...He certainly does like making an entrance. Always has.
silver_spoon: (Default)
[personal profile] silver_spoon
[Trick or treat! Now it's going to start hitting everyone with a spoon.

Again, and again. And again. And again. And again, and again. And again and again and again and again. And again. And again.

And again.

Its spoon thunders down, beating several new soft spots in your skull.

And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.And again.]