mun makes lost jokes and is a jerk. news at eleven. SPOILERS FOR 3X06 LIKELY

[undealt]

Say "but he makes really great eggs" one more time, dearie.

We'll see how far it gets you.

Comments

[undealt]

[When this is over, Wendy and Belle can gossip about Actual Evil Boyfriend Problems!!!]

Well, if he wanted better playmates, he shouldn't have incited a war. [YOU KNOW NOTHING, WENDY SNOW.]

[morethan20]

[ They will be the best of friends, okay. ]

He doesn't do anything without a reason. If- If he's started a war, as you say... [ ... hm. ] He must want something. Something very dear to him.

[undealt]

My grandson.

[You see the problem here.] And how is it that you're such an expert on Pan?

[I mean, really. He knows all of this, but he's also hung up on Murderpan 2013, so he doesn't caaaaare.]

[morethan20]

Oh-- I'm so sorry. [ Which really, that confession seems to sober her up. ]

As for Pan, I am no expert, Sir. I merely... Spent time with him. It was a wonderful time, full of mermaids and pirates and-- It was quite lovely.

[undealt]

Generally not a reaction one has to long term engagements with Peter Pan.

[usually there's a lot of crying and regret.]

[morethan20]

No, I suppose it isn't. From what I've heard, at least.

[ ... Well, to be fair, there had been plenty of that, too. Maybe not so much regret, but plenty of crying. ]

He brought me back, because- Because I wasn't needed. They aren't any Lost Girls, after all.

[ And now she looks properly depressed. Thanks Gold. ]