mun makes lost jokes and is a jerk. news at eleven. SPOILERS FOR 3X06 LIKELY

[undealt]

Say "but he makes really great eggs" one more time, dearie.

We'll see how far it gets you.

Comments

[swandives]

doesn't he want us all out of Neverland? We didn't get any eggs.

[undealt]

[he doesn't stalk everyone else on facebook, apparently.]

I'm the only one who stands a chance against killing him. I believe that's as close as one comes to making him nervous. [See Rumplestiltskin pointedly not talk about his suicide mission in anything other than vague terms.]

[swandives]

This kid is a bigger pain in the ass than most teenagers.

[undealt]

In this instance, I'd have to agree with the captain. [man that hurt to say] He's a demon.

[swandives]

Yeah, kinda noticed. I hope you're making more headway getting rid of him than we are.

[undealt]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAH.

HAH. Oh wow that was a serious question.]

It's at a bit of a stalemate right now. [SO CLOSE... and still so far.]

[swandives]

[ IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S DOING ANY BETTER HERE. ]

Aren't you supposed to be one of the most powerful people like... ever?

[undealt]

Yeah, after Pan, himself. He's been at this a bit longer than I have. And this is his domain. Going after someone that powerful when he has the home advantage is not an easy task.

[pan is older and it's hard. also the whole... weirdly romantic we have to die together thing, i guess.]

[swandives]

Everyone has a weakness though, right? He has to have one. Prick his finger on a spinning wheel?

[ she doesn't know about your childhood love either, Gold. Deets she doesn't have. Thank god. ]

[undealt]

[MYYYY FRIEND I EXPERIMENTED ONCE WITH IN SUMMER CAMP~]

Yes, we'll simply put the ruler of Neverland under a sleeping curse. It's so simple.

[MOSTLY SARCASTIC.

... But I'm gonna laugh my ass off if that's literally what the plan is next episode.]