yooooo, suckers

[titsuki]

Listen up, dumbass! I'm not some chewtoy you can take out every now and then and waggle around in hopes that this or that dog will take the bait.

...too many analogies? Eh, whatever - My point is! If you're gonna dust me off after all this time, you better do it right.

Or I'll reach out and punch you in the gut. Since I can't punch you in the dick. Because you don't have one.

Got it?

Comments

[muet]

Do you have one?

[titsuki]

I wish!

[muet]

Me, too.

[muet]

Did you punch?

[titsuki]

I haven't had to so far.

[muet]

I'm glad.

[titsuki]

Yeah, me too, kinda.

[muet]

Why
Kind of?

[titsuki]

I don't know, to keep up the rep?

[muet]

Sounds silly.