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canon: bleach

yooooo, suckers

Listen up, dumbass! I'm not some chewtoy you can take out every now and then and waggle around in hopes that this or that dog will take the bait.

...too many analogies? Eh, whatever - My point is! If you're gonna dust me off after all this time, you better do it right.

Or I'll reach out and punch you in the gut. Since I can't punch you in the dick. Because you don't have one.

Got it?

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I think you were pretty clear.

Yo, you still around, Doumeki.

Looks like, yeah.

You, too.

Collecting cobwebs.

You're handy with a broom, right? Swat at 'em. Maybe if we're lucky, you'll swat her in the face, ha.

I might leave that up to you. I had a bad canon experience with webs and brooms.

You wanna watch it with the dog analogies and talking about waggling or Keigo's gonna show up and start humping your leg or somethin'.

Superhero Tatsuki appears!

To the aid of Superhero Orihime anywhere!

Just toss it over, I guess.

Don't be gross, Kurosicky.

Sure. One broom coming your way. Careful with the spiders.

Are you scared of spiders or something?

Together we are a butt-kicking team!!

... Immediately after dinner!

...right, dinner.

[Oh no, her career is over too soon.]

A good meal is important for every hero, Tatsuki-chan! I'll cook!

[let her make you watermelon pasta. ]

How about you come over, yeah?

Not scared.

Respectfully wary.

Huh? Oh! I can definitely cook at Tatsuki-chan's place - I haven't even been grocery shopping!

Yeah, that's the macho man's euphemism for scared.

I'm just saying is all.

You know. It's like summoning some kinda hideous bogey man.

That's worrying. But what I mean is, you could come over for dinner at my place, mom'll be fine with it.

One of them ate Watanuki's eye.

I thought you were the kinda hideous bogey man.

Holy shit.

Oh, really? I'll bring a desert then!

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