yooooo, suckers

[titsuki]

Listen up, dumbass! I'm not some chewtoy you can take out every now and then and waggle around in hopes that this or that dog will take the bait.

...too many analogies? Eh, whatever - My point is! If you're gonna dust me off after all this time, you better do it right.

Or I'll reach out and punch you in the gut. Since I can't punch you in the dick. Because you don't have one.

Got it?

Comments

[monsterepellant]

I think you were pretty clear.

B A B Y

[titsuki]

Yo, you still around, Doumeki.

HI HONEY HOW U BEEN

[monsterepellant]

Looks like, yeah.

You, too.

[blackmoonrising]

You wanna watch it with the dog analogies and talking about waggling or Keigo's gonna show up and start humping your leg or somethin'.

[titsuki]

Don't be gross, Kurosicky.

[blackmoonrising]

I'm just saying is all.

You know. It's like summoning some kinda hideous bogey man.

[repelling]

...Seriously, Kurosaki?

[blackmoonrising]

Tch, I coulda said something more haphazard.

[patesco]

Superhero Tatsuki appears!

[titsuki]

To the aid of Superhero Orihime anywhere!

[patesco]

Together we are a butt-kicking team!!

... Immediately after dinner!

[repelling]

A chew toy.

[titsuki]

Not the squeaky kind.

[repelling]

If you're sure.

[monsterepellant]

I thought it was fitting.

[titsuki]

Leave your cahoots at the door.

[repelling]

Just one analogy, too.

oops

[muet]

Dog?

[titsuki]

Metaphorically. I'm not one.

[muet]

Do you have one?

[jivewise]

You tell 'em.

[titsuki]

Hey, I did.

oh no a tatsuki

[cutupthemoon]

Don't talk too loud about being a chewtoy. I got stuck somewhere that'll really get you bit.

oh no an ichigo!!

[titsuki]

...is it a gross sex game?

Tatsukiiiii

[give_em_the_chair]

You freakin' tell 'em.