so about that show that starts tomorrow

[heltersskelter]

Yeah, I don't know, maybe you should catch up on the crap you're supposed to be doing instead of bugging me. I know it's probably hard considering you have the attention span of a squirrel on acid.

Why don't you go bother that boogeyman you're so fond of and stop yanking my chain?

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[entrapments]

Yanking my chain- people still say that?

[heltersskelter]

Yeah. Sure.

[ no they don't tate ]

[entrapments]

You are so full of shit.

[heltersskelter]

Dude, whatever. My point still stands.

[piggies]

What— [ Lulu tips her head to one side, sizing Tate up with her large doll-like eyes. ] —that mean you're not a boogeyman?

[heltersskelter]

Do you want me to be?

[ tate pls ]

[piggies]

[ Lulu's all teeth when she smiles. ]

Y'don't seem that creepy to me.

[ Lulu pls. ]

[abrahamic]

Right, like that chain actually works with you?

[heltersskelter]

I'm not the dog around here.

[abrahamic]

But you bark way louder than one would. [ And you bitch twice as much, too. ]

[extrabraincells]

Careful, I hear the boogeyman are bitches. [ He's just fucking around. What the fuck is a boogeyman?]

[heltersskelter]

That might make it tough to pick them out, since there are plenty of those around here.

[extrabraincells]

And he comes out swinging. [ There's a laugh at that and a little shake of his head.] You have a point though.

[likesdick]

Well you're just charming.

[heltersskelter]

[ the biggest shit eating grin ]

Thanks.

[likesdick]

[ Thankfully, he's use to shit eating grins. You've not nothing on Brian dude.]

Do they yank the chain a lot? [ Seems like the next best thing to ask.]

[bullshittings]

[ a look. really, tate? really? ]

[heltersskelter]

[ hi violet
hi
violet
violet hi ]

What?

[ look at how angelic he is ok ]

[bullshittings]

[ easy, boy. ]

You're being a dick, [ she says matter-of-factly, fingers idly tugging at the bottom of her mustard colored cardigan. ] You should be, like, I don't know, happy, or whatever, that your mun is interested in doing something with you.

[scholarships]

So I keep hearing something about you being the first one.

First of what?

[heltersskelter]

What do you think, genius?

[scholarships]

Buddy Holly?

[hemorrhages]

[ First witches, now— ]

Boogeymen too, huh?

[heltersskelter]

You don't know the half of it.

[hemorrhages]

Well, you gotta start somewhere, right?

[ Having a killer vagina helps. ]