so about that show that starts tomorrow

[heltersskelter]

Yeah, I don't know, maybe you should catch up on the crap you're supposed to be doing instead of bugging me. I know it's probably hard considering you have the attention span of a squirrel on acid.

Why don't you go bother that boogeyman you're so fond of and stop yanking my chain?

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[heltersskelter]

I'm not the dog around here.

[abrahamic]

But you bark way louder than one would. [ And you bitch twice as much, too. ]

[heltersskelter]

I dunno, I've seen my fair share of bitches that don't shut their yapping.

[abrahamic]

You mean like when you look in a mirror?

[heltersskelter]

[ he barks a laugh at that because well played lahey ]

[abrahamic]

[ Wolves don't preen. Which is why Isaac looks pretty happy with himself, all things considered. ]

So, Halloween. You got plans yet?

[heltersskelter]

I didn't but apparently I'm not allowed to spend it the way I normally do.

[ because you're a fucking hermit you weirdo. ]

What about you guys?

[abrahamic]

I know I'm gonna be seeing your face again soon, something about something starting up this week, so there's that.

[ And there's also season three, but Isaac so not sure if that's going to be any good, considering what he's heard about it. ]

We could always just wake up the dead for Halloween. It's not like anyone stays dead anyway.

[heltersskelter]

That's not me.

[ shh tate a girl can dream ]

Dude. The dead are awake even before Halloween, it's just that they get to piss everyone else off on Halloween.

[abrahamic]

I didn't say it was you, I said it was your mug.

[ And yo he didn't know that. ]

—Really? Our dead piss people off all year round. What's your Halloween perks?

[heltersskelter]

Freedom of the grave. [ he throws his voice as he says it, like it's some kind of joke ] It's not all perks, though, you get some seriously stupid kids running around that night. You know, like those ones that go around TPing houses but instead of pranking they want to kick your head in.

[abrahamic]

That's not stupid, that's seriously messed up. [ But the way he says it, it's like he's just talking about the neighbor's new Lexus or something. After all, he lives with Derek. ] Maybe they ran out of TP.

[heltersskelter]

Maybe they're bored because there's nothing to fucking do in my neighbourhood.

[abrahamic]

And killing your neighbors is the best anyone can come up with. [ hahaha isaac you are one to talk ]

[heltersskelter]

They're dead, why would they care?

[abrahamic]

Is your neighborhood a cemetery because I can tell you from experience, it's a really crap neighborhood.

You should probably move.

...Can you do that?

[heltersskelter]

No.

[ can't move out, can't move on. ]

That's why Halloween is such a big deal.

[abrahamic]

[ ...Oh. ]

Well, that sucks. Sorry?

Or maybe try not to kill too many people, I guess.

[heltersskelter]

I didn't say I killed people on Halloween, Jesus Isaac.

[ why play favourites ]

[abrahamic]

A guy can't give friendly advice anymore?

[ which translates to yeah, you just off them on the non-holiday days, i bet ]

[heltersskelter]

I'll pass it on.