Voicetest; homeless forever and mun is excited for new game

[orangegoggles]

...Why?

N-No wait. I get it, you're excited for the game coming out this weekend, but I was perfectly happy just staying as the staple of your team and...well, a joke.

Okay, maybe not the joke part.

B-But you're bringing me to the new game right? We've been through almost every game together. It'd be a shame if you...didn't...

Not that I'd blame you. There is that MegaGarchomp...

[Shut up, you're way better than him.]

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[trickiestfox]

My mun says you're a doofus.

[Yes, Kyoko, that's exactly the subject at hand.

And no I didn't.]

[orangegoggles]

D-Doofus??

A little harsh, don't you think? I'm...well, look at me!

[Yes, Chow, you are the embodiment of tough and viciousness.]

[trickiestfox]

...

[Well, she's looking.]

You're a giant bug.

[orangegoggles]

Dragon. I-I'm a dragon!

I've got the typing and everything!

[tripod_fox]

[Have a three legged Vulpix staring at you.]

Lucky...

[Someone is jealous that someone has a trainer that likes them...]

[trickiestfox]

OH I'M SORRY. You're a dragon that looks like a bug. Happy now?

[orangegoggles]

Y-Yes! Way bette-

Hey wait.

[Those antennae almost seem to droop.]

Y-You're not taking me seriously.

[orangegoggles]

L-Lucky? Well...I wouldn't go that far. I did just gain a weakness this coming Gen.

...U-Unless that's not what we're talking about.

[trickiestfox]

If it makes you feel any better, I don't take anything seriously.

[As she giggles on the inside.]

[orangegoggles]

Makes sense. You're still kind of on the young side.

[The exciting days of being a Trapinch-and-Vibrava.]

[razorshelled]

New game? ...What new game?

[Hi hello look who's behind on the times.]

[tripod_fox]

You aren't going to be thrown away...

[She looks sad, but also curious.]

.... What's it like? To have a trainer that cares?

[orangegoggles]

[Oh, hey little guy! Chow has to crane his neck down to see you.]

What, y-you haven't heard?

Pokemon X and Y?

[orangegoggles]

W-What? Oh, come here...

[He'll just wrap a wing around you, a little awkward now.]

Well...I can't say it's really bad. She likes to make jokes a-about me. 'Inferior-Garchomp' and stuff like that.

What about you? W-Why would a trainer not want you?

[razorshelled]

[Martin makes a face before shaking his head a bit.]

Nuh-uh. All I remember is my trainer going on and on and ooooon about a mystery dungeon game...and then uuh...Black and White?

[That's what it was, he's sure of it.]

There's another generation?

[trickiestfox]

Um, excuse you. I'm a million years old.

[A million is impressive, right? Should she have said higher?]

[tripod_fox]

[She flinches a bit from the contact at first, but quickly snuggles into the wing.]

Oh... not much... just losing one too many battles and a leg... [Vulpix lets out a bitter sounding laugh]

At least this 'mundane'... err thing... is better than being with my old trainer... [A disgusted snort and a quiet sigh.] Even if she keeps calling me 'Tripod'...

[takeoutthetrash]

Yours too, huh? Well, ya kinda can't blame 'em. Some of this stuff does look pretty neat.

[Like that one that mun won't stop freaking out over because it is a goddamn luchador]

Personally, I don't think you've got much to worry about. I mean, I hear MegaGarchomp's actually slower than the original.

[orangegoggles]

H-Heh, yeah, I can't blame her either. A new way to battle? You bet I'm excited.

[Oh, his mun's freaking out over it, too. And a shrimp.]

...You think so? I-I mean...I'm always called the 'inferior Garchomp' as it is. Now if -I- got a MegaEvolution...

[orangegoggles]

O-Oh wow, yeah, you're a little behind. We're already on Gen VI right now. Like...a week b-before it's release!

What, your mun keep you under a rock?

[orangegoggles]

...You're a million years old and you still haven't evolved?

[trickiestfox]

...

[dammit]

W-Well, you see, it's very complicated.

[takeoutthetrash]

Oh, oh yeah I could see it. I mean, you're already pretty fearsom-lookin' as it is. There's no telling what one'a those stones could do for you.

[Although, considering that Gershel is routinely intimidated by your average Bidoof, that's not saying much.]

[razorshelled]

....Hmph. I guesso. She made this journal for me and this is the first time she's done anything with me since that...one meme a while back.

[He huffs, crossing his arms.]

I'm a Samurott in her game now, so she better bring me over to this new Gen.

[Speaking of games, he can barely think over the sound of how badly his mun/trainer has always wanted a shiny Flygon.]

[orangegoggles]

[And he flops down, curling into a little bundle of Flygon, his wings flattened against his back.]

Yeah? W-We talking Triple-battles complicated or...?