writing up his nu!trek comic history haha sobs why

[dow]

Out of a total of twenty-five comics you have collected twenty-two and committed three-thousand, five-hundred and twenty-nine words to the dissection of fifteen. This is insufficient data from which to extrapolate thorough character references and leaves out a considerable berth of experience. A total of six-thousand words should prove an enlightening task to begin with and will serve its purpose long after your work is done. If you insist on eventually taking satisfaction in a comprehensive report concerning my service on the Enterprise you will need to redouble your efforts in documentation or I cannot speak as to a reliable level of accuracy.

[ it's called relaxing omg just kill me u slavedriver ]

Neither would that solve the problem of your lackadaisical attitude when it comes to "taking breaks" which I have not sanctioned. Case in point.

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[dow]

A jab, Captain?

[ Maybe he will just play Vulcan Dumb on this and keep the joke to himself hehehuhuhehe. ]

[uncurbed]

[ jesus christ you're impossible. ]

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

[dow]

[ This is your bff4lyf, you made your bed, Kirk. ]

I am not entirely certain I do. Did I accidentally cause you an unforeseen injury?

[ Like on youR PRIDE??!! Haha! Yeah, 2 skool 4 cool are you even keeping up with his swageriffic lame humor. ]

[uncurbed]

[ yeah yeah he knows okay but god if he doesn't want to smother you with a pillow right now. ]

.. Spock.

[ can't handle your swag. he'll admit it. ]

[dow]

[ Inside: ]

Your opinion is noted and appreciated, Jim.

[uncurbed]

[ yeah he figured. ]

Callin' bullshit on that one.

[ hate you so much right now. ]

[dow]

I would not lie to you. [ — at length. ]

[uncurbed]

[ little shit. ]

Bullshit on that, too.

[dow]

[ Babe, ur so pouty ... ]

Why are you exhibiting signs of prolonged annoyance?

[uncurbed]

[ don't you even start.

he's like thisclose to developing an eye-twitch. ]

I dunno, Spock .. maybe it's because I'm annoyed?

[ hmmmmm? ]

[dow]

[ Ohooooohoho. ]

Does the distribution of my good favor affect you so deeply?

[uncurbed]

[ you're fucking terrible omfg. ]

You've got a really interesting view on good favor.

[ might be cracking a bit of a smile, though.

shutup. ]

[dow]

[ Is that

a

smile? :))) Come on, Jim, he's not supposed to, do it for him. ]

Then allow me to rephrase my earlier statement; I would not court your dissatisfaction lightly.

[uncurbed]

[ it might

be

but shut the hell up because

he's still irritated with you omfg. ]

No?

[dow]

[ u can't be angry with ur vulcan, c'est impossible! ]

As the situation called for it, no.

[ Don't be a little shit, Jim, don't do the thing. ]

[uncurbed]

[ he can try to be angry with his vulcan!

even if it's rather difficult. most of the time.

all the time.

and telling james kirk not to be a little shit is like telling bones to stay away from the whiskey.

that is impossible.

oh, and have a bark of laughter. ]

As the situation called for it? Spock, you keep goin' and you're just gonna dig yourself a nice little grave.

[dow]

As First Officer it is my duty to evaluate and challenge your decisions, as and when I see fit.

[ /nannies ]

[uncurbed]

[ you're not his real dad, stop that. ]

So that means all the time, right?

[ because that's pretty much what you do. ]