writing up his nu!trek comic history haha sobs why

[dow]

Out of a total of twenty-five comics you have collected twenty-two and committed three-thousand, five-hundred and twenty-nine words to the dissection of fifteen. This is insufficient data from which to extrapolate thorough character references and leaves out a considerable berth of experience. A total of six-thousand words should prove an enlightening task to begin with and will serve its purpose long after your work is done. If you insist on eventually taking satisfaction in a comprehensive report concerning my service on the Enterprise you will need to redouble your efforts in documentation or I cannot speak as to a reliable level of accuracy.

[ it's called relaxing omg just kill me u slavedriver ]

Neither would that solve the problem of your lackadaisical attitude when it comes to "taking breaks" which I have not sanctioned. Case in point.

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[polyglot]

Spock...

[ she can't even .. she just can't. ]

[uncurbed]

Humans take breaks, Spock. It's how we keep our productivity up in the first place.

[ slow your roll homie, good grief. ]

[dow]

Nyota.

[ Hello, dear!! Aren't you glad you're not his student anymore. ]

[dow]

[ No, shush, beloved captain and scourge of anyone with a deadline. ]

Her efforts are yielding unsatisfactory results, I am endeavoring to increase the work ethic involved.

[medicos]

[ lmao jesus christ ]

Don't think she cares about whether or not you "sanction" whatever it is she wants and doesn't want to do, Spock.

[dow]

An illogical course of action, given I am more than qualified to offer advice as a former Academy instructor.

[ LET'S WRITE SOME ESSAYS let's do itttt. He'll cite the shit out of you, don't even go there okok. ]

[uncurbed]

[ hey excuse you - just because he takes his time with .. everything .. doesn't mean it doesn't eventually get done!

gawd. ]

I really don't think berating someone is going to get you the results you're looking for.

[ just saaayin'. ]

[polyglot]

[ you have no idea. ]

Wouldn't you like to take a break, too?

[dow]

It was constructive criticism.

[ No one can tell Spock that writing out reports isn't a good time and if you argue with him you are either stupid or just plain wrong. #snootysciencenerds ]

Perhaps if you were to submit one of your mission logs, I could more clearly define parameters upon which you might improve. It would be no trouble.

[dow]

I am not fatigued. Rather, I find myself in earnest regarding the completion of this report.

[ It's not a report, Spock, fuck off. ]

[uncurbed]

I think you and I differ on our opinions of constructive criticism.

[ he's kind of amused, though. just a little.

you take your snooty self on, you little vulcan smartass. a good time is a couple of rounds at the bar and cheating your ass at chess sleeping past oh-six-hundred. ]

No trouble, I'm sure. I appreciate the offer, but I'm pretty sure I don't need to improve on those. They're flawless.

[ .. you can't be serious. ]

[dow]

[ Good luck, he's got like only five in a row on you but who's counting, not Spock. What can you even learn in a bar ... ]

Very well. It is your prerogative to hold to standards you deem acceptable as the captain.

[ ]

[uncurbed]

[ and this is why he has to cheat. asdkh why do you have to be good at freaking everything. and you can learn plenty of things in a bar. mostly how to dodge punches when you hit on the wrong guy's girlfriend.

not that he would know from experience or anything. ]

Are you taking a jab at me, Mister Spock?

[ you havin' a giggle there, m8? ]

[dow]

A jab, Captain?

[ Maybe he will just play Vulcan Dumb on this and keep the joke to himself hehehuhuhehe. ]

[uncurbed]

[ jesus christ you're impossible. ]

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

[dow]

[ This is your bff4lyf, you made your bed, Kirk. ]

I am not entirely certain I do. Did I accidentally cause you an unforeseen injury?

[ Like on youR PRIDE??!! Haha! Yeah, 2 skool 4 cool are you even keeping up with his swageriffic lame humor. ]

[uncurbed]

[ yeah yeah he knows okay but god if he doesn't want to smother you with a pillow right now. ]

.. Spock.

[ can't handle your swag. he'll admit it. ]

[dow]

[ Inside: ]

Your opinion is noted and appreciated, Jim.

[uncurbed]

[ yeah he figured. ]

Callin' bullshit on that one.

[ hate you so much right now. ]

[dow]

I would not lie to you. [ — at length. ]

[uncurbed]

[ little shit. ]

Bullshit on that, too.

[dow]

[ Babe, ur so pouty ... ]

Why are you exhibiting signs of prolonged annoyance?

[qomi]

Does this summation also include a qualitative analysis?

[polyglot]

You might be, but she isn't. So, why not enjoy the rest?

[ come on. you can't resist this smile. ]

[dow]

[ Spock P, are you sassing yourself. ]

I am overseeing it. [ THAT SAYS EVERYTHING, clearly. ] It is simply too short to include each salient point of import.