dear_mun | (no subject)

[ Oh yeah. THIS is the life! She just grins and looms. At 6'0" on her own and 6'4" in her heels, she cuts a pretty impressive figure. ]

Or what? Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? Here we got the real mouthy one...guess that means your brother is the more mousy one, yeah? So, you sayin' I oughta go back to the Term' n' have a few knocks with him?

Rattle his bones a little? See what he looks like as a punchin' clown?

[ Not that she would beat up a cute kid like Kaoru for no good reason. But this guy just made her wanna start shit. ]

[Erk!]

Don't you dare! I swear if you touch him..!

Well its not like you're there to stop me.

[ She sniffs and arches a brow, propping a fist on her hip. ]

A chicken-legged little scrap like you couldn't do anything anyways. Least if you were there you could be sure I wasn't pullin' anything. But nope...here you are.

Guess you don't care that much.

Edited 2013-10-06 20:52 (UTC)

SHUT UP!

[ She raises both hands in mocking surrender. ]

Sure sure, fire-crotch. Mute the truth. That always works.

Edited 2013-10-06 21:03 (UTC)

[He really, really doesn't like you, lady. He doesn't like a lot of people in the first place but you especially.]

If I find out that you hurt Kaoru you're dead! I don't care if you're a commoner or not!

Well y'knowwww. If you were there, you'd always be able to run me off in the even of trouble. And believe me, I am good with trouble.

You really are a rubbish monster if you bring cocoa and cookies to someone one moment and use them as a punching bag the next.

[ Found out. Eughhh. She's not gonna be mean to that kid...Still. Fly with it. FLY WITH IT. ]

Yeah? Guess so, huh. I'm the worst of the worst. He'll never see it comin'. One minute its all snacks and smiles.

Next minute?

AUGH GAWD MY NOSE! MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE!

You won't be identical anything when I'm done.

[He looks suddenly bored. Maybe he can try to bluff his way through it too. Besides if he hit a girl he'd be in so much trouble.]

Then why didn't you do it the first time you visited him?

[ Slump. Sigh. ]

Eugh. I can't fuckin' lie. I hate lying.

Your brother is a cute kid. He ain't ever done wrong by me. I ain't gonna hit him. I'll hit on him. But I wouldn't hit him.

I'm big and bitchy, but I ain't a monster.

[ She props her fists on her hips and scowls. ]

But you oughta come check on him. That's what family is supposed to do.

[asdaxcvxcvasd SHE WAS FAKING! HE KNEW IT---]

[She gets an annoyed snort from that internal rage.]

Yeah well, family doesn't jump into some stupid manga stories. Seriously, how did he even get there in the first place?

[Though he already knows the answer.]

[ Head-scratch. ]

This ain't some Fushigi Yuugi shit. This is legit trouble. And I dunno how it does it. You just...go.

[ She gestures ineffectually. ]

Like you're here...and then you're there. And he's there. You could be too. I dunno. It takes all kindsa people. Demons, dragons, there's like...turtle people. Not like kappa, but real turtles that are people.

Everyone looks human there though. It kinda...I guess it makes the data easier to process. I ain't any kinda computer whiz.

My mun could explain it a little better. I know jack-all about anything besides my phone and ipod.

It's not like Kaoru to stay locked up in his room like that...

[If anything it was Hikaru's deal. Now he's torn. Damn it.]

Well, if I were gonna be honest, I'd say he's a little scared and probably a lot lonely.

I try to make rounds and see to people as much as possible but man, I got my own shit to deal with too, y'know?

It ain't easy livin' there. There's attacks on the city all the time, the data gets corrupted so there's glitches like...weird weather n' stuff. Or there suddenly bein' no light anywhere.

Its dangerous sometimes.

...

[He sighs and scratches his head.]

The whole thing sounds ridiculous. I'll have to figure it out but I can't make any promises. My mun and I only started talking again today after a few years and she's a stubborn prat sometimes.

Hey, I see it this way. Even if you don't end up there, you know where he is, and you can wish him the best luck. You know, like...keep him in your heart n' all or somethin'.

I'm sure he'd be glad to see you.

Heck, he didn't come to any of the parties or anything either.

And I tell ya, Dante and I throw a helluva party, m'kay?

We're not really into parties.

Really? Not at all? Dude that sucks. Well...maybe I should invite him for movie night, you think?

You're invited too, even if you are a shitty little prick.

[ Enjoy that grin. Yes, yes she does love barbing you. ]

The parties that are usually thrown are really boring and full of boring people. What's so fun about that?

[He gives her a flat look. Having another dig, are we? He should be nice to a girl but she threatened his brother.]

Not if it's gonna be a girly movie.

[ Cough. ]

Hey, I watch other stuff all the time. Okay? Like old karate flicks and big action movies. Or comedies or something.

And I'll have you know, our parties were fuckin' awesome. We had a party and an after party. With tons of people. Lots of music and food. And booze. And no kids allowed at the after-party. We played strip-poker. Well...Dante played strip-poker.

Tch...you guys are just babies still. You'da cried at the party. Woulda had t'put ya down for naps.

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Do all commoners throw parties like that? Doesn't sound very exciting at all. No wonder Kaoru stayed put.

[ Don't kill him. Don't make the nice one sad. Just grin with those sharp teeth and carry on. ]

I'm certain you could do so much better. What with how much money you would never have.

Maybe.

[He's not working if he can help it.]

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