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[dependentdevil]

Haa? You want to do what? Forget it, that sounds so boring.

Ever thought the reason I never showed up for a while is because your ideas kinda suck? I'm not doing anything without Kaoru anyway.

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[sparklingby]

Say... Hikaru... that... how shall your beloved, darling Papa put it...

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[sparklingby]

THAT ISN'T A LOVELY LADY YOU JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE ADDRESSING SO UNGRATEFULLY, IS IT??? DADDY'S GOT HIS EYE ON YOU. BOTH EYES, SOMETIMES. IT IS QUITE EXHAUSTIVE. BUT IT'S HAPPENING. JUST SO YOU KNOW. NO PRESSURE. BUT YOU ARE ON THE DADDY ALERT. THERE'S A SUPERDADDY NIGHT SIGN, YOU KNOW. IT'S A PINK BAT-CHAN. I'M ON TO YOU.

[fullofthorns]

Hm. No matter what angle I look at you from, you're pretty fuckin' familiar. I mean like...I'd swear I've met you...but.

Hu--OH! Yeah! Ha! I ain't talked him much but dude, you look almost exactly like this kid that lives in my apartment complex. I'm pretty sure his name was Kaoru, too. He mentioned something about a brother but I didn't realize he meant identical.

That is some eerie shit.

I think he was lookin' for you...

[dependentdevil]

[What, where did you even...?!]

A superdaddy night sign?! That doesn't even exist!

[dependentdevil]

Huh? What do you mean he lives in an apartment complex? What is he doing in a commoners building?!

[fullofthorns]

Tch. Rude. Its free housing for everyone that shows up in Terminal. If you two are so fancy-schmancy you can work for a living and get private, paid apartments.

Right now, that little fire-crotch barely even comes out of his room.

I bet he's scaaaaared.

...

I took him some hot cocoa and cookies though. I ain't a total monster.

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[dependentdevil]

...

[Free housing? Having to work? That doesn't sound right at all.]

What kind of place is--

[dependentdevil]

[Wait--what did she just call him?!]

[fullofthorns]

[ Enjoy that bland stare. She's judging you. Mhm. ]

Terminal Tokyo. Its this game my daffy-bastard of a mun tossed me into. Your little sun-spot of a brother is there too. I think he has a pet rabbit now.

Lopmon...or something.

Anyways, yeah he showed up, freaked out a little, got his room assignment and now just pokes his head out once in a while. Won't go on missions or get a job or nothin'.

Real useful member of society, lemme tell ya.

[dependentdevil]

[And he's judging you right back.]

Terminal Tokyo? Even the name of it sounds stupid. Is that a game for commoners or something? Who would want to work for fun and live in a boxed building?

Kaoru shouldn't even be there.

[fullofthorns]

You work if you want extra shit. Or find someone willin' to work for you, your highness. Good luck with that.

If you're not a sissy you can make a pretty huge bank just by goin' on a walk once in a while to check somethin' out for the 'lords on high'.

But I mean it ain't even like the jobs are hard. My man Dante works at a candy shop. Probably eats more candy than he sells. Dumbass.

That's besides the point. If you were so worried about him, you'd come and check on 'im. The weird gate thing is open again....I dunno how it works, but whenever there's an earthquake people start showin' up. New partners for the Digimon.

You'd have to ask someone that pays more attention than me about the whole schtick. I mostly just look for trouble.

[dependentdevil]

[He really is worried for him. It sounded like a horrible place. Working and living in tiny hovels of all things.]

It sounds like a one-way ticket to get stuck there. Earthquakes, 'Digimon'... sounds like some stupid manga.

...

There's no way out, I bet.

[fullofthorns]

Sure there is! Shoot. People puff out of the place all the time. Sometimes the world needs you, sometimes it doesn't. You go back home, lickety-split. Can come back, too. Sometimes older...time might have passed.

But we're all data translations in the place. So like...its us but not really us? Like a photograph is a copy of you, but if the photo gets burned in a fire, you're still okay.

No voodoo shit...

And dude, I like fuckin' manga. Cool your shit.

[sparklingby]

...Mother's getting on it.

[dependentdevil]

What, so you're saying that weird place needs Kaoru or something?

[fullofthorns]

Seems that way. 'Cause like...there's this virus infecting all worlds. And eventually, if we can't defeat it, its gonna destroy everything.

Poof.

Least that's the way I understand it. If you end up in the world, it needs you. You're special in some way, even if you dunno what it is. Valuable, universally speaking.

It always needs people. If it needs him, chances are it needs you, too. It just hasn't kidnapped you yet...

[dependentdevil]

[He should have known.]

I'm pretty sure that sign wouldn't do much anyway...

[sparklingby]

Too last season, you think?

Should we be aiming for something more vintage like... daddy stamps? Daddy telegrams? Daddy fire signals?

[dependentdevil]

It really does sound like a stupid manga! Did Kaoru put you up to this prank?!

[fullofthorns]

Kid...you think I do pranks? I will flatten you. Your brother seems nice enough, but you? You I will send into fuckin' orbit.

Maybe I'm wrong though. Ain't like it never happens. Could be just him that's special.

[Bait bait bait. Bait.]

[dependentdevil]

Are you sure that's not something commoners do? It really sounds like it.

[Diverting subject is go!]

For all I know you're sending these 'daddy telegrams' to Haruhi's place~

[dependentdevil]

[It's a girl, he has to remember his manners. What would Tamaki say about this? Treat them like they were princess. He had to have patience and--]

Why you?! You better watch that big mouth of yours!

[fullofthorns]

[ Oh yeah. THIS is the life! She just grins and looms. At 6'0" on her own and 6'4" in her heels, she cuts a pretty impressive figure. ]

Or what? Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? Here we got the real mouthy one...guess that means your brother is the more mousy one, yeah? So, you sayin' I oughta go back to the Term' n' have a few knocks with him?

Rattle his bones a little? See what he looks like as a punchin' clown?

[ Not that she would beat up a cute kid like Kaoru for no good reason. But this guy just made her wanna start shit. ]

[sparklingby]

It's the other way around, my not-so-dashing minion: people would send Superdaddy telegrams! Just think of it: a special S.O.S! Hmmmm.... <3 . O . <3 ?

[dependentdevil]

[Erk!]

Don't you dare! I swear if you touch him..!