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[dependentdevil]

Haa? You want to do what? Forget it, that sounds so boring.

Ever thought the reason I never showed up for a while is because your ideas kinda suck? I'm not doing anything without Kaoru anyway.

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[sparklingby]

Say... Hikaru... that... how shall your beloved, darling Papa put it...

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[sparklingby]

THAT ISN'T A LOVELY LADY YOU JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE ADDRESSING SO UNGRATEFULLY, IS IT??? DADDY'S GOT HIS EYE ON YOU. BOTH EYES, SOMETIMES. IT IS QUITE EXHAUSTIVE. BUT IT'S HAPPENING. JUST SO YOU KNOW. NO PRESSURE. BUT YOU ARE ON THE DADDY ALERT. THERE'S A SUPERDADDY NIGHT SIGN, YOU KNOW. IT'S A PINK BAT-CHAN. I'M ON TO YOU.

[dependentdevil]

[What, where did you even...?!]

A superdaddy night sign?! That doesn't even exist!

[sparklingby]

...Mother's getting on it.

[dependentdevil]

[He should have known.]

I'm pretty sure that sign wouldn't do much anyway...

[sparklingby]

Too last season, you think?

Should we be aiming for something more vintage like... daddy stamps? Daddy telegrams? Daddy fire signals?

[dependentdevil]

Are you sure that's not something commoners do? It really sounds like it.

[Diverting subject is go!]

For all I know you're sending these 'daddy telegrams' to Haruhi's place~

[sparklingby]

It's the other way around, my not-so-dashing minion: people would send Superdaddy telegrams! Just think of it: a special S.O.S! Hmmmm.... <3 . O . <3 ?

[fullofthorns]

Hm. No matter what angle I look at you from, you're pretty fuckin' familiar. I mean like...I'd swear I've met you...but.

Hu--OH! Yeah! Ha! I ain't talked him much but dude, you look almost exactly like this kid that lives in my apartment complex. I'm pretty sure his name was Kaoru, too. He mentioned something about a brother but I didn't realize he meant identical.

That is some eerie shit.

I think he was lookin' for you...

[dependentdevil]

Huh? What do you mean he lives in an apartment complex? What is he doing in a commoners building?!

[fullofthorns]

Tch. Rude. Its free housing for everyone that shows up in Terminal. If you two are so fancy-schmancy you can work for a living and get private, paid apartments.

Right now, that little fire-crotch barely even comes out of his room.

I bet he's scaaaaared.

...

I took him some hot cocoa and cookies though. I ain't a total monster.

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[dependentdevil]

...

[Free housing? Having to work? That doesn't sound right at all.]

What kind of place is--

[dependentdevil]

[Wait--what did she just call him?!]

[fullofthorns]

[ Enjoy that bland stare. She's judging you. Mhm. ]

Terminal Tokyo. Its this game my daffy-bastard of a mun tossed me into. Your little sun-spot of a brother is there too. I think he has a pet rabbit now.

Lopmon...or something.

Anyways, yeah he showed up, freaked out a little, got his room assignment and now just pokes his head out once in a while. Won't go on missions or get a job or nothin'.

Real useful member of society, lemme tell ya.

[dependentdevil]

[And he's judging you right back.]

Terminal Tokyo? Even the name of it sounds stupid. Is that a game for commoners or something? Who would want to work for fun and live in a boxed building?

Kaoru shouldn't even be there.

[fullofthorns]

You work if you want extra shit. Or find someone willin' to work for you, your highness. Good luck with that.

If you're not a sissy you can make a pretty huge bank just by goin' on a walk once in a while to check somethin' out for the 'lords on high'.

But I mean it ain't even like the jobs are hard. My man Dante works at a candy shop. Probably eats more candy than he sells. Dumbass.

That's besides the point. If you were so worried about him, you'd come and check on 'im. The weird gate thing is open again....I dunno how it works, but whenever there's an earthquake people start showin' up. New partners for the Digimon.

You'd have to ask someone that pays more attention than me about the whole schtick. I mostly just look for trouble.

[dependentdevil]

[He really is worried for him. It sounded like a horrible place. Working and living in tiny hovels of all things.]

It sounds like a one-way ticket to get stuck there. Earthquakes, 'Digimon'... sounds like some stupid manga.

...

There's no way out, I bet.

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[princelycharm]

HIKARU~!!!!

Daddy does not approve of the way you're talking to your Princess!

[princelycharm]

What does she have plan for you anyway?

[dependentdevil]

She doesn't like to be called a Princess, milord. Trust me.

[And you can certainly trust the word of the devil-type.]

Well, that's the thing. She's not entirely sure what she wants to do but she does want to "put me on the front lines". That must be commoners' code for something.

[princelycharm]

She must be very shy then if that's the case! But Daddy still doesn't approve of the way you're talking to her~!

[Nope he doesn't trust it one bit. How many times has he tricked Tamaki?]

Front...Front lines~!? [He thinks about it for a moment before his eyes open dramatically.]



Does she want you to go to war?

[dependentdevil]

[Now, now, he's only tricked him... nearly all the time. Absolutely trustworthy.]

I don't think shy is the right word...

War? That can't be it, milord. Why would she want to send me to war?

[princelycharm]

[Nope. Tricking Haruhi counts too.]

Then, what might you use?



To be honest, I don't know. Just like I don't know why my Princess would like to send me to a place filled with pirates and ships.

[dependentdevil]

[Wait, what?!]

Pirates and ships? I thought there was only one strange commoners place that sounded like it came from a story book!

[princelycharm]

Apparently not. And she just sent my application for it a few hours ago.



There are lots of REAL pirates there.