on missing the ~feelings~ plot due to being out of town

[bullseye]

Hey.

FUCK YOU.

It's not fuckin' funny. It wouldn't even work if I wasn't taking Deadpool on a job in Hawaii because I don't have feelings. Feelings that aren't all about killing everyone close to Daredevil and making him watch, I mean. Because I have a lot of feelings about that. Mostly feeling that I want him to suffer before I kill him. Man, I hate that guy.

See? I don't need any stupid fucking magical plot to get in touch with my feelings.

ANYWAY it's a moot point so sit down and shut the hell up 'cause I don't want to hear it.

Comments

[sideshows]

I think those feelings could stand a dose of humanity in 'em.

[bullseye]

Yep, well, not all a' us can be as flaming as you.

[sideshows]

Flames've got nothing to do with it. Flaming's like -- like flipping a switch.

You gotta want to change!

[bullseye]

[he flings his hand over his head in that 'the point went over your head' gesture]

Because being a pussy who cries over his goldfish dying sounds like a lotta fun.

[sideshows]

I don't know what you got against cats and fish, pal, but you'll miss out on some true-blue friendships if you keep bein' such a crumb!

[bullseye]

Are you for real?

[sideshows]

Hand on heart, I am.

[bullseye]

Ain't no such thing as a friends in this business, kid.

[sideshows]

If you go around sayin' a sad thing like that, it'll come true on you.