on missing the ~feelings~ plot due to being out of town

[bullseye]

Hey.

FUCK YOU.

It's not fuckin' funny. It wouldn't even work if I wasn't taking Deadpool on a job in Hawaii because I don't have feelings. Feelings that aren't all about killing everyone close to Daredevil and making him watch, I mean. Because I have a lot of feelings about that. Mostly feeling that I want him to suffer before I kill him. Man, I hate that guy.

See? I don't need any stupid fucking magical plot to get in touch with my feelings.

ANYWAY it's a moot point so sit down and shut the hell up 'cause I don't want to hear it.

Comments

[latrodectus]

I'm sure you'll be missed.

[bullseye]

Aw, don't be pissy I included you in that. It's nothing personal.

[sideshows]

I think those feelings could stand a dose of humanity in 'em.

[bullseye]

Yep, well, not all a' us can be as flaming as you.

[sideshows]

Flames've got nothing to do with it. Flaming's like -- like flipping a switch.

You gotta want to change!

[bullseye]

[he flings his hand over his head in that 'the point went over your head' gesture]

Because being a pussy who cries over his goldfish dying sounds like a lotta fun.

[sideshows]

I don't know what you got against cats and fish, pal, but you'll miss out on some true-blue friendships if you keep bein' such a crumb!

[bullseye]

Are you for real?

[sideshows]

Hand on heart, I am.

[latrodectus]

Don't worry. I'm always like this.

[waspishly]

Are your feelings hurt? :(

[bedeviledspider]

Oh, so all your feelings are basically bloodlust and revenge.

Yeah. That's comforting.

[bullseye]

Yeah, a little.

[bullseye]

Helloooo? Why are you surprised?

[waspishly]

scared to admit your feelings to your boyfriend?

[bedeviledspider]

Never said I was surprised. I know you're scum.

It just really... emphasizes the depths of your depravity.

[guardiandevil]

Sounds like a tough break.

[bullseye]

Hi, Red. How's the wife and kids? Heh.

[bullseye]

Anyway I'll be back before you notice I'm gone, so don't get too comfy.

[bullseye]

And people say there's nothing profound about me.

[bullseye]

Christ, you're one of them. Wanting a guy dead doesn't make me a fuckin' fag for him.

[bullseye]

Ain't no such thing as a friends in this business, kid.

[waspishly]

Don't be so delicate.

[sideshows]

If you go around sayin' a sad thing like that, it'll come true on you.

[bedeviledspider]

Ugh. Don't flatter yourself.