Voicetesting

[ancylometes]

The sheer lengths you would go to in order to fulfill your desire for added drama in those PSLs or QRVs, or whatever you call them, is simply astonishing.

You, who have the gall to claim that you despise my very existence, have left me momentarily nonplussed. All of this trouble, just so you can eventually "erase" me.

Me!

The Superior Spider-Man!

Erased for the sake of some romantic, sentimental garbage. I deserve far better treatment than that! I've earned better treatment than that. If you think I will let you restore that simpleton, Parker, without a fight, you will have another thing coming.

Tt. Imbecile.

Comments

Marandi here comes from the Spider-Man Graphic Novel Hooky. And can see auras.

[seaspraysorceress]

Your aura says differently. Give him back.

I've yet to read it, so pardon any slip-ups on my part!

[ancylometes]

Bah. Auras are mystical claptrap. Or a sign of migraines. You should consume more magnesium and vitamin B. And then see a psychiatrist.

[ Totally ignoring the "give him back" part, isn't he? ]

Re: I've yet to read it, so pardon any slip-ups on my part!

[seaspraysorceress]

Yeah, so it turns out I don't actually care what you think about name. The only thing I do care about is that you're using my only friend's body like a puppet and messing with his life. FIX IT.

[ancylometes]

How about no? I've finally had my victory, twice over I may add. Despite my mundane's little ~theories~, I made quite sure to erase that buffoon, Parker.

[a_survivor]

You're quoting a ten-year-old, are you sure your mun is really making the wrong choice, here?

[ancylometes]

Oh. It's you.

I was quoting no such thing at any point, and you would seek to have me destroyed as well, wouldn't you?

[a_survivor]

Uh-huh. Of course you weren't.

[ Bucky watched him for a long moment, noting the way he stood, the way he moved. The tone of his voice, even. ]

Do you deserve to be destroyed?

[ancylometes]

[ That staring was starting to get real annoying, Barnes. Quit that. ]

Don't patronize me with such a question. Of course I don't. After years of having my genius eclipsed by the blundering of the former owner of this body? I deserve my time in the sun.

[wallcrawler]

Gee Doc, didn't expect you to take losin' those four extra limbs so hard. You're an even bigger jerk than before.

Normally I'd be impressed by such a drastic improvement in jerkitude, but you are kinda usin' my future self's body as a time share. So, bad octopod. Bad. No special treatment for you!

[ancylometes]

Wonderful! Another one- What are you? Another cloned abomination like that Kaine individual?!

Mental note: build device to scan for all genetic anomalies.

Ahem. You're simply upset that you lost, Parker. Unavoidable, really, compared to my genius. Perhaps you should quit the heroics while you're ahead and make sure you actually get your post-graduate degree this time.

[wallcrawler]

What, you lose your ears when you moved in, too? I did just say future self. [And he is smaller than Older!Spidey]

And I've got plenty of reason to doubt that "genius," Doc. [And yes, he totally just did the air quotes thing at you]

I mean, you spend all that time trying to take over the city, make me waste my time kicking your sorry butt halfway across the block, and for what? So you can, eventually, steal my body to...actually get noticed? I mean, you do realize anything you manage to pull off now, you technically only accomplished with my help, right? Because if it were your body, it'd never work.

And never mind the kind of crazy that goes into your usual schemes. I mean, if you bothered doing anything legal like marketing all the tech you come up with, you could probably get to a point where you practically run the city with just your bank account in a matter of months, and no superheroes would be crashing through the skylight to kick your butt. But no, you've gotta go the cliché mad scientist route, and dedicate your "genius" [more air quotes] to figuring out how many different ways your stupid plans can fail.

[ancylometes]

All I heard was "Babblebabblebabble I'm a young failure. Babblebabble."

[ Seriously? Air quotes. Juvenile! ]

And-

... [ No. He's going over all of that again. That wasn't logic just being used against him, was it? No, he had finally succeeded in getting ultimate revenge against Spider-Man - that was the goal here, wasn't it? And he was living the life he always deserved-

Except it was as Peter Parker. As Spider-Man.

Existential crisis, much? ]

You don't know anything. You're a child. [ Though he should probably look in the mirror, right? ]

:D :D :D

[incywincyhero]

Your mun's got great taste. Good judgement skills, not so much. I mean, why they'd play a megalomaniacal copycat grumpypuss like yourself when they could have the spectacular moi is beyond me.

But seriously, Otto, didn't you used to be more classy than this? Here I thought your "middle-aged man who just saw the Matrix" look was scraping the barrel.

hi, I apologize in advance for this jerk

[ancylometes]

His taste and judgement are both highly questionable; he does force me to share a headspace with the likes of you. He thinks he can just use me as a tool in his little plots. As if he has that level of higher brain function.

Feh.

... And I do not understand that reference at all.

[incywincyhero]

If it bothers you that much to share headspace with me, maybe you shouldn't have jumped into my head. For a "Master Planner" you sure stink at thinking through the consequences sometimes.

Look, we all made the same mistake getting into those films, Doc, it's okay to admit it. Now if you liked "Cloud Atlas," on the other hand...

[ancylometes]

Of course this plan is flawed! I'm not the one who came up with it! This idiotic mundane [ Hey there. ] is the one dragging me into this mess for his silly stories!

...Are you just making movies up, now? What on earth is a "Cloud Atlas?" I don't have time for silly movies about reincarnation!

[ Whoops. ]

[soldierlike]

Deserving's not the same as earning. There's a lot of people out there who'll say they deserve something. Doesn't mean it's true.

[ancylometes]

My genius alone should be enough. All the good it can do improving the world, and it was always foiled by ignorant heroes.

[soldierlike]

Yeah, and I figure you weren't doing anything at all to deserve it, right? No one got hurt or anything, huh?

[ancylometes]

You should go have a nice chat with that Barnes fellow up above. You both seem to have some silly notions about the ends not justifying the means.

Mark is from the Spectacular Spiderman cartoon, fyi.

[moltenman]

Just terrific. As if the version of you in my universe wasn't bad enough, there's the you from your universe doing body jumping.

I'm not the hero's biggest fan, but he doesn't quit no matter tan what is thrown his way. Sadly it's a point my mun won't let me forget but here you are.

[ancylometes]

If you're looking for a better image of tenacity, then look no further. I put Parker to shame in the "not quitting" department.

[unobtainableredemption]

You're monologuing, "brother." Not even I was that bad.

[ancylometes]

Feh, don't call me brother, you genetic abomination. Or think you can even compare yourself to me, for that matter.

[unobtainableredemption]

You're right. Why should I bother comparing myself to the reject whose neck I snapped in .4 seconds? [Now that he knows who the hell you are, he's no longer feeling so bad about throwing you around Manhattan.]