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The sheer lengths you would go to in order to fulfill your desire for added drama in those PSLs or QRVs, or whatever you call them, is simply astonishing.

You, who have the gall to claim that you despise my very existence, have left me momentarily nonplussed. All of this trouble, just so you can eventually "erase" me.

Me!

The Superior Spider-Man!

Erased for the sake of some romantic, sentimental garbage. I deserve far better treatment than that! I've earned better treatment than that. If you think I will let you restore that simpleton, Parker, without a fight, you will have another thing coming.

Tt. Imbecile.

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Your aura says differently. Give him back.

Bah. Auras are mystical claptrap. Or a sign of migraines. You should consume more magnesium and vitamin B. And then see a psychiatrist.

[ Totally ignoring the "give him back" part, isn't he? ]

Yeah, so it turns out I don't actually care what you think about name. The only thing I do care about is that you're using my only friend's body like a puppet and messing with his life. FIX IT.

How about no? I've finally had my victory, twice over I may add. Despite my mundane's little ~theories~, I made quite sure to erase that buffoon, Parker.

You're quoting a ten-year-old, are you sure your mun is really making the wrong choice, here?

Oh. It's you.

I was quoting no such thing at any point, and you would seek to have me destroyed as well, wouldn't you?

Uh-huh. Of course you weren't.

[ Bucky watched him for a long moment, noting the way he stood, the way he moved. The tone of his voice, even. ]

Do you deserve to be destroyed?

[ That staring was starting to get real annoying, Barnes. Quit that. ]

Don't patronize me with such a question. Of course I don't. After years of having my genius eclipsed by the blundering of the former owner of this body? I deserve my time in the sun.

[ Sorry, Ock, you asked for it by snagging the body. Too late. ]

Then we'll work on you getting what you deserve.

[ But Peter getting what he deserves, too. ]

[ ...

Wait for it...

. . . ]

You're simply patronizing me, again! I don't need your help. I am more than capable of getting my own laurels.

Well, maybe I'll stop that when you stop acting like a spoiled child, putting what you want above what is necessary.

[ Oops. ]

Cease with comparing me to a child! You're simply trying to get a rise out of me and it will not work.

[ Though it kind of is already, isn't it? ]

What's necessary is for the world to stop trying to interfere with my greatness and let me improve it.

I'm not doing anything, you're doing all the work yourself.

[ It really is. Bucky? Bucky's just coldly furious. Really, really mad. It just doesn't look very different from being indifferently curious. Unless you know what you're looking for. ]

[ Steve, or Nat, once upon a time, would be evacuating the civilians about now. ]

You're not great enough. If you need to destroy even a single human being to accomplish what you do, you can never and will never be great. But I wouldn't have to explain that to an adult.

Gee Doc, didn't expect you to take losin' those four extra limbs so hard. You're an even bigger jerk than before.

Normally I'd be impressed by such a drastic improvement in jerkitude, but you are kinda usin' my future self's body as a time share. So, bad octopod. Bad. No special treatment for you!

Your mun's got great taste. Good judgement skills, not so much. I mean, why they'd play a megalomaniacal copycat grumpypuss like yourself when they could have the spectacular moi is beyond me.

But seriously, Otto, didn't you used to be more classy than this? Here I thought your "middle-aged man who just saw the Matrix" look was scraping the barrel.

[ And this one is too self-centered to notice, and even if he did, he would be way too full of himself to think he has to worry about a normal human.

Yeah, he'd go there, Bucky. ]

Oh, not that sentimental garbage again. One life does not weigh against the whole of the world. One life does not outweigh a lifetime of greatness.

But I wouldn't expect a simpleton to understand that.

Wonderful! Another one- What are you? Another cloned abomination like that Kaine individual?!

Mental note: build device to scan for all genetic anomalies.

Ahem. You're simply upset that you lost, Parker. Unavoidable, really, compared to my genius. Perhaps you should quit the heroics while you're ahead and make sure you actually get your post-graduate degree this time.

His taste and judgement are both highly questionable; he does force me to share a headspace with the likes of you. He thinks he can just use me as a tool in his little plots. As if he has that level of higher brain function.

Feh.

... And I do not understand that reference at all.

[ Bucky moved quickly, but light on his feet. ]

[ The slap isn't hard, isn't meant to hurt (though it's possible that his fingers will still be imprinted on the other man's cheek for a while, in red), but it is very much the kind of slap people gave wayward children when they were too much of a handful, back when Bucky was young. And Bucky doesn't leave an ounce of respect in it. ]

You're wrong. Your lifetime doesn't outweigh another. But it would take an intelligent person to see that.

What, you lose your ears when you moved in, too? I did just say future self. [And he is smaller than Older!Spidey]

And I've got plenty of reason to doubt that "genius," Doc. [And yes, he totally just did the air quotes thing at you]

I mean, you spend all that time trying to take over the city, make me waste my time kicking your sorry butt halfway across the block, and for what? So you can, eventually, steal my body to...actually get noticed? I mean, you do realize anything you manage to pull off now, you technically only accomplished with my help, right? Because if it were your body, it'd never work.

And never mind the kind of crazy that goes into your usual schemes. I mean, if you bothered doing anything legal like marketing all the tech you come up with, you could probably get to a point where you practically run the city with just your bank account in a matter of months, and no superheroes would be crashing through the skylight to kick your butt. But no, you've gotta go the cliché mad scientist route, and dedicate your "genius" [more air quotes] to figuring out how many different ways your stupid plans can fail.

!! [ He backs away almost immediately after the blow is struck, a hand going up to the injured cheek.

Did- Did this man just slap him? ]

...How-

HOW DARE YOU LAY YOUR HANDS UPON ME, CRETIN? [ He doesn't learn easily, for a genius. ]

I've laid much more than that on that body.

[ He really doesn't. And Bucky, for one, is past trying to be merciful. ]

All I heard was "Babblebabblebabble I'm a young failure. Babblebabble."

[ Seriously? Air quotes. Juvenile! ]

And-

... [ No. He's going over all of that again. That wasn't logic just being used against him, was it? No, he had finally succeeded in getting ultimate revenge against Spider-Man - that was the goal here, wasn't it? And he was living the life he always deserved-

Except it was as Peter Parker. As Spider-Man.

Existential crisis, much? ]

You don't know anything. You're a child. [ Though he should probably look in the mirror, right? ]

What does that even mea-

[ .....And then he remembered. These two. ]

Excuse me while I go shower and try to vigorously scrub all memory of that from my person.

You don't have the faintest idea what that means, do you. What it won't ever not mean.

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Marandi here comes from the Spider-Man Graphic Novel Hooky. And can see auras.

I've yet to read it, so pardon any slip-ups on my part!

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:D :D :D

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hi, I apologize in advance for this jerk

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