Update.

[smuppetwrangler]

Yep, that's about how that goes
Thanks for sticking to your guns about saying that wasn't overpowered as a thing Heart players can do
As for teen-me, we'll see what else he might be able to do once the update does the thing
Ripping the soul out of the body is only part of it, I think
I mean, we're destroyers of souls
Just keep that shit in mind

Comments

[hellacious]

still don't trust that spider further than I could throw her

[smuppetwrangler]

Me neither, Sis
Wouldn't trust a single one of those Serkets
They're shady as shit

[hellacious]

kills me that she acts like such a know it all
and still didn't know better than to fuck with lil' dude
like shit girl
ain't you supposed to be smart or some shit?

[smuppetwrangler]

Learned don't necessarily mean intelligent
I see a flaw in lil' man's plan though
Once he destroys her, nobody's gonna have the clown under control

[hellacious]

point
funny that she's pretty unaware of that though
oh well

hmm
clown might be a problem
but i think the police might have a thing or two to say to him
girl's real amped about that justice

[smuppetwrangler]

Yeah, she'll get that courtroom in order real fast unless the mirthful fucker gets the drop on her
I got a feeling shit's gonna go down pretty quicklike from here on out
Hoping to hell that our boy's not gonna go and do something dumb re: dogs

[hellacious]

girl seems real determined so you never know
she might just be waiting for him to come at her to get serious
don't think she much wants to execute someone who ain't aware of why she's doing it
I just hope he doesn't do anything stupid re: anything
with his luck lately going up against the mutts ain't a good look

[clonksukcer]

... he dropped the sword

[And she's got psychic powers to pick it up with, is what Dave wants to finish that sentence with. But memories of a dead Bro pinned to Beat Mesa like a particularly shitty pinata does not make for very good conversation.]

[smuppetwrangler]

That

Yeah I didn't even think of that
Holy shit Dave good eye

[He's not quite sure if what Dave was inferring was the logical leap he came to, but dropping one's sword in front of your enemy is the dumbest of dumbass moves.

He wouldn't. Not again.]

[clonksukcer]

[There's something you pick up on, when you've been around as long as Dave Strider has. And that is that things just do not seem to stop from ever keeping on happening.

Granted, ANYONE who's played Sburb for this long would know that. But it is the Time Players boon and gift to notice HOW things keep on happening. To notice the patterns, the way things repeat themselves. The shitty callbacks and allusions that some clever asswipe on the other side of some hitherto unknown seventh or something wall can put into his story so he can feel all smart and self-assured that his little kiddy-torture story has all kinds of hellacious depths to justify it's existence of horrible timelines upon horrible timelines.

What we're getting at here, is that Dave Strider recognizes a pattern when he sees one. And while he does have a good eye for it, he'd be lying if he said he regarded it very fondly.]

course she seems to be screaming like a stuck tarantula
if tarantulas even scream
like do arachnids even have vocal chords?
whatever if she did thats what shed be screaming like so its not like
that has to mean anything

[smuppetwrangler]

Gonna have to trust that he knows what he's doing, champ
That she'll be washed down the spout before he can let his guard down
I'd be hells of worried if I didn't have a pretty strong feeling teen-me needs to be around to confront LE

You might strike the killing blow
But Broseline there has a pretty tight bond with the kiddie version of him
Wouldn't be a Thing if it wasn't gonna be called back into play
You feel me?

[clonksukcer]

predestination working in our favor would be so novel itd almost be sort of ironic
so i guess thats an actual possibility
yeah
say what you want about sburb but it always seals its circles
one way or the other

...also what kind of bond are we talking about here
is teenbro troll-hatemacking on the supreme douche lord of the universe?
please tell me thats not whats happening here

[smuppetwrangler]

Uh
Try the other way around there skip
The guy kept having Mini Me draw shit for him
Y'know
I guess he did it for the ironies
But the green guy's kid version of him is like DRAW SMUT
And it's all the fluffiest goddamn shit you ever did see
Shit dude, I've seen you draw more explicit shit than what LE had Mini Me draw

I'm pretty sure there was no caliginous shit coming from the Strider end of that twisted correspondence

[inscrutableirony]

I was just telling Roxy a few days ago that I didn't want to destroy any souls, except for the blue alien bitch.
So there's that.

[smuppetwrangler]

[It's a goddamn Striderfest in this post I tell you hwat.]

Got your wish man
Hope that luck of yours holds out

[inscrutableirony]

[You can never have too many Striders. That just isn't a thing.]

It was a better idea than stabbing her.
I don't know who she thought she was fooling there.
Pretty sure it'll work.
Who better to kill a ghost than a destroyer of souls?

[smuppetwrangler]

Ex-ghost but you're right on target there
Hoping that the lil' man up-thread's worry isn't gonna be an issue
You got this man
You know how to do

See and here I was just telling Sis my only problem with your plan is that it leaves the clown untethered by mindfuckery and that ain't gonna be good for anybody
He might get really fuckin' uppity
Start bringing down the roof with his wicked fucking chucklevoodoos

You might be in a bit of a tough situation coming up here bro
Keep your eye on the prize
And your attention everywhere
And y'all will make it outta there just fuckin' fine

[inscrutableirony]

She doesn't have any right to be alive is all I'm saying.
If we can just get the ring away from her it'll be fine.
Give it to the cherub girl and Marquis Mindfuck can go back to being completely and utterly inconsequential.

As for the Gam man, Karkat should be close, right?
I think he's still got a few shoosh paps left in him.
If that doesn't work Terezi can always stab him more.
I don't want to see him go like that, but nobody wants more of the dark carnival.
Straight up fuck that shit.

I'm more worried about Dave's quest to save Jade.
Between the god dogs and evil Jane that shit's all kinds of fucked up.
Don't know how that's going to work out.
Alt-bro will take care of it though.

[smuppetwrangler]

Dude, I doubt that guy's gonna die from a few stab wounds
He got mowed the fuck down with an assault rifle and still smiled through that shit like some fucking jovial pincushion
Nah man, he's gonna need some straight fucking miraculously huge shit to get him dead


Y'know
Like a shitload of concentrated Hope in his face

Man you should be more worried about Jake
I mean sure Dave's gonna need all the luck he can muster for this shit
But he ain't gonna be fucking up any time soon
At least in any huge way

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

totes called dirk being all super badass with the soul wrecking of immortals

[smuppetwrangler]

4 for you Roxy Lalonde
You Go Roxy Lalonde

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

ty ty
now hopefully ill wake up soon
dont want to sleep thru all this craziness
unless i do somehting useless in the dream bubbles
gotta be backing up
someone
pretty sure someone in that whole mess will be needing back up that isnt evil

[smuppetwrangler]

Ten boonies says you wake up and snap Jane out of her crazy technotrance

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

that would be the happiest ten boonies i could ever shell out
im all for her being super badass take charge
just not for the batterwitch
come be our badass janey
ill try super hard to make cookies as good as urs
and i need to steal something sometime
just tiaras instead of rings

[smuppetwrangler]

Oh snap that's a good point
Now that's some shit
You got Jade and Calliope both needing re-ups
You got Jane needing her shit unfucked
But once you got Jane out of the control of the jank-ass Crocker tiara
You could get her to bring Jade back (Provided Dave can reason with some flying chess dogs)
and y'all could use the ring to bring back Calliope

Oh wait, fuck me
I'm pretty fucking sure the ring was only able to bring back ONE person
Unless I'm getting my jujus ALL fuckered up
I'm pretty sure someone said something about a one-time fucking deal with that shit