Update.

[smuppetwrangler]

Yep, that's about how that goes
Thanks for sticking to your guns about saying that wasn't overpowered as a thing Heart players can do
As for teen-me, we'll see what else he might be able to do once the update does the thing
Ripping the soul out of the body is only part of it, I think
I mean, we're destroyers of souls
Just keep that shit in mind

Comments

[hellacious]

still don't trust that spider further than I could throw her

[smuppetwrangler]

Me neither, Sis
Wouldn't trust a single one of those Serkets
They're shady as shit

[hellacious]

kills me that she acts like such a know it all
and still didn't know better than to fuck with lil' dude
like shit girl
ain't you supposed to be smart or some shit?

[smuppetwrangler]

Learned don't necessarily mean intelligent
I see a flaw in lil' man's plan though
Once he destroys her, nobody's gonna have the clown under control

[hellacious]

point
funny that she's pretty unaware of that though
oh well

hmm
clown might be a problem
but i think the police might have a thing or two to say to him
girl's real amped about that justice

[smuppetwrangler]

Yeah, she'll get that courtroom in order real fast unless the mirthful fucker gets the drop on her
I got a feeling shit's gonna go down pretty quicklike from here on out
Hoping to hell that our boy's not gonna go and do something dumb re: dogs

[hellacious]

girl seems real determined so you never know
she might just be waiting for him to come at her to get serious
don't think she much wants to execute someone who ain't aware of why she's doing it
I just hope he doesn't do anything stupid re: anything
with his luck lately going up against the mutts ain't a good look

[smuppetwrangler]

Man I dunno Sis
His luck's been holding out pretty well considering
I mean he saved the Mayor
Got back in contact with the shouty kid
Frankly his luck's been pretty damn strong considering the rest of 'em
But he's been acting a damn fool since he got back to LOHAC
His cool has been thoroughly blown but he's still got the presence of mind not to completely fuck himself over

So what's been up with you? Haven't seen you since we made out in that closet a while back
That shit was still hilarious I don't care what anyone says

[hellacious]

the kid does have a knack for making the best out of a bad situation
but yeah, the kid's been freaking out and he should know better

oh man it's been a while, huh?
and you know, not much
got stuck in a horrortower for a while, met a legendary hero, rode some pokémon with a Dave
been stuck not doing much since then

[smuppetwrangler]

Pokemon? No shit?
Yeah, I've been pulled into this game thing for a few months now - few years gametime
PSL type deal that's been spreading like some sort of STI
The muns are working to make some sorta dressing room deal out of it
Ain't so bad
Hooked up with a dude
Killed some godly fuckers trying to rain on our parade
Basically SSDD over here though

Man, I was looking at that horrortower myself
It any good? I mean, shit, looks pretty slow but that's about my mun's speed

[hellacious]

yeah, shit was pretty cool I'll give it that
oh cool, at least you get that much play
I can't even convince this one to throw me at a meme now and then to save my life
but yo look at you
gettin' tail all over the damn place
how is it?

oh man place is so fucked up
I mean, besides the two Daves place ain't got much going for it
mun says it's pretty slow outside of events
and everyone 'backtags' forever

[smuppetwrangler]

You know it's primo
I wouldn't go monogamous for just anybody
Helps that we share similar interests
I was pretty fucking unsure of the situation but after massive deliberation I figured it'd be better just to let my reticence take a back seat to some good ol' fashioned dokis

Two Daves? Man, fuckin' no
I can barely keep up with the one I've got
Two of them would drive me batshit guano so fast
The fuck-uppedness might be my speed
But I know my mun flakes the fuck out of backtags and slowtime
So that might actually be a pretty shitty fit
Enh, we'll see

[hellacious]

I do indeed know it's gotta be some good booty to make a one-person Strider
lucky you
but hahaha dude, fucking dokis?
seriously?
that shit's cute

nah they're pretty calm
it's not really a good thing cause the calm is more 'this shitty place fucking sucks' than anything else
but they ain't bad
hell, the older one is downright fucking sensible sometimes
but the speed all depends, I guess
like everywhere, some folks hit you back faster than others
just gotta pick your battles, sorta

[smuppetwrangler]

Yes, dokis
I know what I'm about
Shit is straight up fucking smooshy
Dave's been giving me ALL the shit about it, too
Like he ain't all fucking grossly twitterpated himself
Like he ain't seen his big bro ever fucked up over a guy before

All right, I might as well check it out with deeper intensity
Looks like their cast list for our thing is pretty small in comparison to some places
Also looks like dying actually has consequences
I like that in a horror game

[clonksukcer]

... he dropped the sword

[And she's got psychic powers to pick it up with, is what Dave wants to finish that sentence with. But memories of a dead Bro pinned to Beat Mesa like a particularly shitty pinata does not make for very good conversation.]

[smuppetwrangler]

That

Yeah I didn't even think of that
Holy shit Dave good eye

[He's not quite sure if what Dave was inferring was the logical leap he came to, but dropping one's sword in front of your enemy is the dumbest of dumbass moves.

He wouldn't. Not again.]

[clonksukcer]

[There's something you pick up on, when you've been around as long as Dave Strider has. And that is that things just do not seem to stop from ever keeping on happening.

Granted, ANYONE who's played Sburb for this long would know that. But it is the Time Players boon and gift to notice HOW things keep on happening. To notice the patterns, the way things repeat themselves. The shitty callbacks and allusions that some clever asswipe on the other side of some hitherto unknown seventh or something wall can put into his story so he can feel all smart and self-assured that his little kiddy-torture story has all kinds of hellacious depths to justify it's existence of horrible timelines upon horrible timelines.

What we're getting at here, is that Dave Strider recognizes a pattern when he sees one. And while he does have a good eye for it, he'd be lying if he said he regarded it very fondly.]

course she seems to be screaming like a stuck tarantula
if tarantulas even scream
like do arachnids even have vocal chords?
whatever if she did thats what shed be screaming like so its not like
that has to mean anything

[smuppetwrangler]

Gonna have to trust that he knows what he's doing, champ
That she'll be washed down the spout before he can let his guard down
I'd be hells of worried if I didn't have a pretty strong feeling teen-me needs to be around to confront LE

You might strike the killing blow
But Broseline there has a pretty tight bond with the kiddie version of him
Wouldn't be a Thing if it wasn't gonna be called back into play
You feel me?

[clonksukcer]

predestination working in our favor would be so novel itd almost be sort of ironic
so i guess thats an actual possibility
yeah
say what you want about sburb but it always seals its circles
one way or the other

...also what kind of bond are we talking about here
is teenbro troll-hatemacking on the supreme douche lord of the universe?
please tell me thats not whats happening here

[smuppetwrangler]

Uh
Try the other way around there skip
The guy kept having Mini Me draw shit for him
Y'know
I guess he did it for the ironies
But the green guy's kid version of him is like DRAW SMUT
And it's all the fluffiest goddamn shit you ever did see
Shit dude, I've seen you draw more explicit shit than what LE had Mini Me draw

I'm pretty sure there was no caliginous shit coming from the Strider end of that twisted correspondence

[clonksukcer]

oh
guess i should have known better than that
like even ironic flirting with that tool would be beneath even the most ironic coolkids
good to see we got that firmly established
no weird messages or horrible situations where people turn out to be destined mates of horrible ghost-genociding monsters here then

[smuppetwrangler]

Yeah no
You won't see any iteration of me macking on any iteration of a cherub
What with their freaky skull faces
And their nasty ass...
Everything

Nah man, not even gonna happen

[inscrutableirony]

I was just telling Roxy a few days ago that I didn't want to destroy any souls, except for the blue alien bitch.
So there's that.

[smuppetwrangler]

[It's a goddamn Striderfest in this post I tell you hwat.]

Got your wish man
Hope that luck of yours holds out

[inscrutableirony]

[You can never have too many Striders. That just isn't a thing.]

It was a better idea than stabbing her.
I don't know who she thought she was fooling there.
Pretty sure it'll work.
Who better to kill a ghost than a destroyer of souls?